Johnhovah's Witnesses knocked on my door

danielzreyes

Socked me in the face and beat me with sticks.

Puff_Dougie

Nice. I usually just get a magazine. :^)

90+ Irishman

Awesome haven't seen an argyle Bomb in too long!

jgibv

"I'd like to talk to you about Jesus"

jsnake

That is awesome. Invite them back.

matkn293

That is about the only time I would answer the door for them.

rsherman24

Are you now a believer?

90+ Irishman

I would love a Jehovah's Socks.... *knock knock knock* "Excuse me but have you found Argyle yet?"

matkn293

You let me change your socks!!!

jd50ae

I never even got a magazine.

Glock1975

Did u show them your xacto knife?

Puff_Dougie

jd50ae:

I never even got a magazine.

I'm sure we could arrange to send you a "newsletter"...

The3Stogies

What! They came with cigars and socks? All I got the first time they came here was a watchtower mag I think. The look on their faces when I invited them in was funny though, but we had a great time. After 4 or 5 visits they presented me with a nice bible and we would sit there and read verse then discuss it.

They have a different interpretation of things, or God, than me, but pretty nice people, well polite anyways. The last time they came was around Christmas and when they showed up I was wrapping presents, Christmas music playing, house all decorated up. Clearing the table I said that's right you guys don't believe in this do you, they explained how it was a pagan holiday and all that. I said but what about Santa and the kids getting presents, family, and giving to others that this time of year should bring out in all of us. I always look forward to Christmas and giving presents because I want to. Well anyway, this time I kept them about 2 hours and when I walked them to the door I noticed their women were in the car in the driveway. I asked if they had been sitting there the whole time we were inside drinking coffee, eating pastries and discussing verse. They were, they were studying or doing something for the church. I said my God and myself would not have done that, he would have invited them in to take part, especially at this time of the year. They haven't been back since lol. But I never gave them any money either maybe that's why.

First Warrior

Most male JW have inverted nipples. This malady comes from folks pokeing them in the chest with a fore finger and saying "hey you get off a my porch"

danielzreyes

I think I'll do a "review" on one of the cigars

The3Stogies

danielzreyes:

I think I'll do a "review" on one of the cigars

And the socks too

jgibv

danielzreyes:

I think I'll do a "review" on one of the cigars

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