Dealing fairly with IS

Amos Umwhat

In light of the recent atrocities perpetrated by IS, it occurs to me that perhaps we could placate them by releasing some of our Al-Qaida affiliated prisoners. We could set them free ->--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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jlmarta

Jeeze, I like the way you think, Bro. That's a great plan....... ??

Puff_Dougie

Amos Umwhat for Secretary of Defense!!!

raisindot

I think a wee bit of fair play is appropriate...give them the option of deploying a parachute emblazoned with Charlie Hebdo's Mohammed cartoons.

The3Stogies

That sounds more than fair Amos Umwhat. Bombing them with bodies probably would make them think about things a little different. Jordanians may be up for it.

Amos Umwhat

raisindot:

I think a wee bit of fair play is appropriate...give them the option of deploying a parachute emblazoned with Charlie Hebdo's Mohammed cartoons.

Ever the merciful sentimentalist.

bert873

I love this idea.

jd50ae

The point may become mote.......I don't think Jordan's King Abdullah has any intention of playing fair.

Amos Umwhat

jd50ae:

The point may become mote.......I don't think Jordan's King Abdullah has any intention of playing fair.

He understands them far better than we do.

raisindot

Of course, none of the Arab countries expressed any kind of outrage at all when Americans and British and Japanese were being beheaded. But once one of their own gets it--a pilot, rather than a journalist or aid worker--they start declaring holy war.

jbarker_18

Shame on everyone...report to islamic extremist sensitivity training and re-education at once!

Amos Umwhat

raisindot:

Of course, none of the Arab countries expressed any kind of outrage at all when Americans and British and Japanese were being beheaded. But once one of their own gets it--a pilot, rather than a journalist or aid worker--they start declaring holy war.

well, those others were just Kafir, not worthy.

variant2

Good idea and a woman needs to kick each one off the plane so they're denied their 72 virgins.

They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.

raisindot

variant2:

They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.

I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.

variant2

raisindot:

variant2:

They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.

I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.

What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop?

raisindot

variant2:

raisindot:

variant2:

They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.

I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.

What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop?

Plenty of worse things you could gag their mouths with, but I'm not going there....

jgibv

raisindot:

variant2:

raisindot:

variant2:

They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.

I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.

What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop?

Plenty of worse things you could gag their mouths with, but I'm not going there....

something like this.....???

Rain

That's...just wrong.

Amos Umwhat

Rain:

That's...just wrong.

But very funny. Should we change Raji to Haji?

Jetmech_63

Amos Umwhat:

Rain:

That's...just wrong.

But very funny. Should we change Raji to Haji?

Post of the week winner!!!!