Ever turn your life into a video game?

roland_7707

This morning on the highway, I threw two banana peels out the window. Then it hit me, Mario Cart. I half expected a car to start spinning around in the rear view.

pelirrojo

You should be careful. With the way they drive in AR you'll have a 60 car pile up on I-30. I just spent a week driving around Fayetteville. Yikes!

CharlieHeis

I've often thought of my drive home as being like a video game. It seems like idiots are coming at me from all directions some days.

Rain

Anytime the boss is on my nerves, I swear I can see the Renegade Interrupt from Mass Effect flashing.

danielzreyes

I have a few coworkers I'd like to TeaBag

Rain

jgibv

roland_7707

Rain:

What is this?? The Falcon was in docking bay 94. Lol

SM0K3Y

Many times, when I was younger, tetris and stacking boxes went hand in hand

Rain

roland_7707:

What is this?? The Falcon was in docking bay 94. Lol

Oh my jeez, Normandy > Falcon. Wait, do I have that right? Let me try it this wayz. NRMNDY PWNZ FLCN:)

roland_7707

Is that a new game? I liked mass effect 2, but dont remember that scene.

Rain

That's from the Citadel DLC from ME3. Best DLC I've ever played. You go through an awesomely funny mission and then get to throw a party on the Citadel. Serves as an AWESOME good bye to the characters and the franchise. No lie...had some man tears.

Ken Light

Every time I walk the dog I feel like I'm in Paperboy. I swear the cars wait in their driveways and idle until I get near them and then they pull out blindly.

We gotta keep you away from blue shells though. That'd be dangerous.

Eulogy

Only when I beat up hookers.

Rain

Eulogy:

Only when I beat up hookers.

Do you get your money back?

Eulogy

Rain:

Eulogy:

Only when I beat up hookers.

Do you get your money back?

It takes a few wacks, but then it floats magically in the air till I walk through it.

jimmyv723

Eulogy:

Rain:

Eulogy:

Only when I beat up hookers.

Do you get your money back?

It takes a few wacks, but then it floats magically in the air till I walk through it.

Yeah but he was asking about the money

Eulogy

jimmyv723:

Eulogy:

Rain:

Eulogy:

Only when I beat up hookers.

Do you get your money back?

It takes a few wacks, but then it floats magically in the air till I walk through it.

Yeah but he was asking about the money

Well played sir.

Rain

jd50ae

No, mine is more like a freakin soap opera.

SM0K3Y

I got another, Yall gamers back me up, ever drive one hour too many and then get in your real car, I've had several gta/gran turismo episodes!