Favorite "Cops" Excuse

jd50ae
jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
in Non Cigar Related
"There not my pants." Is my new all time favorite. It use to be "Its not my car".

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  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    that ones probably my favorite also!!! my 2nd favorite is "i just borrowed this car"
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    4 cop cars with lights and sirens on and a 10 mile chase....."I didn't see you".
  • D Fresh
    D Fresh Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 558
    The best Cops show I ever saw was when a woman called the cops on her neighbor because she gave her $20 and didn't get any drugs and she wanted the money back. The end is the best part though...
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,608
    What is that! I have no idea how that got in there officer, it's not mine!

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