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The Snitch is Dead (Puff Dougie)

EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
I have finished wrapping up production and I'm quite pleased with how this turned out. I'm going to try and get it out tomorrow. I was swaying back and forth between titling this The Preacher and The Snitch. Ultimately, I chose The Snitch because I wanted the title to reflect the vengeance theme. But thinking of a classic movie that dealt with religion and vengeance, Pulp Fiction, I'll end this with one of the most striking quotes from the movie.

Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

I know that this quote is suppose to be about leading the weak from temptation but it's a pretty cool thing to say before you kill a mother F'er.
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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 808
    Yea Doug I would say your pretty screwed.
  • The3StogiesThe3Stogies Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,608
    Someone is about to get smitten!
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    Haha... Love your trilogy theme. I hadn't been on the forum for a couple days due to family visiting plus a camping trip over the weekend. I came back and saw all this. Lots of laughs.... Quality entertainment if not family. That reminds me, after last weekend's cave exploring, I need to cross that off my bucket trilogy.
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    WaltBasil:
    Haha... Love your trilogy theme. I hadn't been on the forum for a couple days due to family visiting plus a camping trip over the weekend. I came back and saw all this. Lots of laughs.... Quality entertainment if not family. That reminds me, after last weekend's cave exploring, I need to cross that off my bucket trilogy.
    Fu k you Walt.
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    9505 5106 0694 5083 0088 55

    Just finished production.
  • 90+ Irishman90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Lol Alan you are nuts and bending over asking the bad clowns to teach you where the wild goose goes Hahahaha
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    Just wait till tomorrow.
  • 90+ Irishman90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Eulogy:
    Just wait till tomorrow.
    Lol poor Dougie hahaha
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    90+ Irishman:
    Eulogy:
    Just wait till tomorrow.
    Lol poor Dougie hahaha
    It's not Dougie.
  • ChemnitzChemnitz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,070
    I don't know if I'm more freaked out by your original post or by RCY's scary smiley face mem in another thread! Suddenly around here it's like walking through a dark, back alley.
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    Chemnitz:
    I don't know if I'm more freaked out by your original post or by RCY's scary smiley face mem in another thread! Suddenly around here it's like walking through a dark, back alley.
    We're both going to smile to your face before we stab you in the back at least. You should take some comfort in that.
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    Puff_Dougie:
    WTF???
    You've had so much warning, this can't be a surprise.
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Eulogy:
    Puff_Dougie:
    WTF???
    You've had so much warning, this can't be a surprise.
    So, apparently I missed all of this until Walt texted me today with a cryptic message about "snitching" or something. But, honestly dude, if you've decided to poke at me and Irish and Ro Ro, I'm thinkin' the trilogy might look more like...

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  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    Irish was Indy 4... besides he got off easy. The trilogy is Todd, You, and Ro Ro. You can catch up on this in my A Trilogy post.
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Eulogy:
    Irish was Indy 4... besides he got off easy. The trilogy is Todd, You, and Ro Ro. You can catch up on this in my A Trilogy post.
    This makes it better for you how??
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    Puff_Dougie:
    Eulogy:
    Irish was Indy 4... besides he got off easy. The trilogy is Todd, You, and Ro Ro. You can catch up on this in my A Trilogy post.
    This makes it better for you how??
    Not sure what you mean. It's going to whoop the hell out of you though.
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    I'm hoping transit is going okay. There hasn't been an update and it says it's still in Castro Valley; I'm a long way from PA.
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    Looks like it will get there today. I hope your life insurance is all paid up. Might want to sell some to Ro... Tomorrow's a big day.
  • The3StogiesThe3Stogies Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,608
    Eulogy:
    Looks like it will get there today. I hope your life insurance is all paid up. Might want to sell some to Ro... Tomorrow's a big day.

    Better hurry on that insurance or you may have a "pre-existing condition" clause to deal with, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    ... but he died with a smile on his face.

    Came home late tonight after taking the boy to Children's Hospital for a consult. (He's fine, just running some tests to figure out why he's been sick so often over the past few years). Open the front door very carefully, expecting some shenanigans from Eulogy. Here's what I see...

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    Careful not to make any sudden movements, I ease the box to the dining room table and gently cut the tape and pry open the flaps... KA-BOOM!!!

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    Dude KO-ed me with a bottle of Oban 14-year single malt and a fiver of premi-prems that are all new to me!

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    I have no idea how or why in the wide world I was selected to be a chapter in this trilogy, but I am totally humbled and grateful for this amazingly generous butt whoopin'. This is over-the-top, brother! Mrs. Puff says, "Oh great! I get bills and you get bottles of booze from your smokin' buddies!" LOL!

    I don't know what is going to be more fun... smoking these awesome sticks and sippin' this delectable Scotch... or plotting the EPIC VENGEANCE with "The Mick" and "The Spartan" that will usher in the final chapter of Alan's eulogy.
  • avengethisavengethis Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,193
    Wow, wow that is just a great starting feature.
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    avengethis:
    Wow, wow that is just a great starting feature.
    This was the sequel. Todd (bandyt) was the first chapter, Dougie was the sequel, and it wraps up tomorrow with Ro. Brett was Indiana Jones 4.
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    That is one awesome hit right there! You have to admire Eulogy and be envious of The Snitch. Well done!
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Eulogy:
    avengethis:
    Wow, wow that is just a great starting feature.
    This was the sequel. Todd (bandyt) was the first chapter, Dougie was the sequel, and it wraps up tomorrow with Ro. Brett was Indiana Jones 4.
    Oh, no no no... Tomorrow is not the end, my friend. I have a feeling this series will have an alternative ending that you did not see coming....
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    Puff_Dougie:
    Eulogy:
    avengethis:
    Wow, wow that is just a great starting feature.
    This was the sequel. Todd (bandyt) was the first chapter, Dougie was the sequel, and it wraps up tomorrow with Ro. Brett was Indiana Jones 4.
    Oh, no no no... Tomorrow is not the end, my friend. I have a feeling this series will have an alternative ending that you did not see coming....
    Oh my. Director's cut? Gag reel? I saw a gag reel once at the end of a porno.... Or was that a real gag? Any who...
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 808
    Damn if that's the Sequel, what is the first one like!
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    Patrickbrick:
    Damn if that's the Sequel, what is the first one like!
    like a serial killer, I'm escalating. Brett got off easier than than Todd, Todd got off easier than Dougie, and Ro's getting slaughtered.
  • matkn293matkn293 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,277
    That was a good sequel. Usually not too impressed with them.
  • ejgormanejgorman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 891
    Eulogy:
    Patrickbrick:
    Damn if that's the Sequel, what is the first one like!
    like a serial killer, I'm escalating. Brett got off easier than than Todd, Todd got off easier than Dougie, and Ro's getting slaughtered.
    For a guy with no massetser, temporalis, medial/lateral pterygoid, you sure talk a lot.
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