On that note...I kinda hate Dave Chappelle for making "I'm Rick James B!tch" the line every idiot was saying for a while. The sketch was funny as hell, but hearing every 15 year old idiot saying it 57 times a day got really old really fast.
I freaking hate the idiot drivers in California, seriously, is your phone call that important that you need to slow down to 25 with 5 other people behind you?
This morning I have decided to hate people who cannot laugh at anything. Not saying laugh about your parents death after it happens, but I mean that after time and the circumstance is right you should be able to laugh at anything. Not to be disrespectful or make light of a bad situation-----just to show that even in terrible things, it can be turned around a bit and life can look up and a brighter side of the world is able to shine through.
I hate eating right. I'm on a diet, really I'm supposed to view it more as a lifestyle change..and holidays suck. Do you know how much it sucked sucked sucked to not have pie at Thanksgiving? Last night I went to several Christmas parties...not a single thing I could eat at any of them, other than veggie trays. I hate veggie trays. I also hate Christmas sweaters.
I hate ignorant, racists b1tches. Had a chick come in the tattoo shop yesterday wanting a tattoo of Mjolnir. Of course the ignorant **** didn't know it was Mjolnir, or anything about it. I had actually doen a Mjolnir on a guy (big nordish looking mofo) a few weeks ago, so I saw the design she had and said, "Oh cool, Mjolnir. You have nordic ancestory or into Odinism?" She didn't say anything, just looked at me funny, so I pointed to her design and said, "That's Mjolnir." She then informed that it was, in fact, the "Aryan Nation Hammer". At which point I simply said, "No, you simple ass, it is Mjolnir, the Hammer of Thor." Needless to say, she did not get tattooed at our shop.
I hate ignorant, racists b1tches. Had a chick come in the tattoo shop yesterday wanting a tattoo of Mjolnir. Of course the ignorant **** didn't know it was Mjolnir, or anything about it. I had actually doen a Mjolnir on a guy (big nordish looking mofo) a few weeks ago, so I saw the design she had and said, "Oh cool, Mjolnir. You have nordic ancestory or into Odinism?" She didn't say anything, just looked at me funny, so I pointed to her design and said, "That's Mjolnir." She then informed that it was, in fact, the "Aryan Nation Hammer". At which point I simply said, "No, you simple ass, it is Mjolnir, the Hammer of Thor." Needless to say, she did not get tattooed at our shop.
I make racial jokes sometimes, not because I am racist---more to point of the silliness in waste so much of their life taking such unintelligent and ignorant viewpoints seriously------but I too HATE seeing those types of tatoos on people. Almost less because they are biggots, and more because I feel like they bring down the collective IQ of the human gene pool.
I hate the entire state of Kansas. They can't drive. Have no idea what a turn signal is and they absolutely have to speed up to pass you, cut you off, and then slow down. I hate their football teams. I hate their basketball teams. I hate the way it smells in that state. I hate the fact that when I tell people I am from Kansas City they automatically assume it is Kansas. F@CK no jacka%%. Kansas City, Missouri is huge and the real Kansas City. Kansas City, Kansas is a craptastic giant ghetto.
I hate all domestic light beer, except Miller Lite.
I hate all domestic light beer, especially Miller Lite. As much as I try to convince myself to try expensive imports and microbrews, I need to come to terms with the fact that I loves me some Yeungling.
I hate all domestic light beer, except Miller Lite.
I hate all domestic light beer, especially Miller Lite. As much as I try to convince myself to try expensive imports and microbrews, I need to come to terms with the fact that I loves me some Yeungling.
worse than Bud Lite? Miller Lite is like a millions times better! I don't know what it is about Bud Lite, but just the thought of it makes my stomach hate me.
I hate grocery shopping.
People chatting in aisles, blocking everything.
People who bring 3 bratty kids with them and let them pick out stuff just for fun.
People who act like 3 for $1.69 vs 6 for $3.10 is the decision of the lifetime.
People who argue over an expired 30 cent coupon, holding up the line.
People who use the express checkout as a bank (pack of cigarettes to cash a $500 paycheck)
People who don't realize they have to pay until the total is rung up--then they fumble through their wallet looking for cash or credit cards like it's a surprise!!
People who graze through the produce or bakery section, munching on stuff they have no intention of paying for.
And the worst: People who try to pay with a check without ID on them. Don't you feel like slapping all these types? I do. And someday they're going to haul me out and book me for assault!
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