I hate that my old computer crashed and my Excel document that had my cigar inventory is gone, and now I'm trying to make a new one on my new computer and I don't remember when I purchased most of my sticks, and I don't know about you guys but keeping track of how long I've had a particular stick was the main reason for that spreadsheet.
masking tape and a pen. put it on the cellophane. no cello? put it on the band.
I really hate being so damn jealous when DiamondDog posts a picture in the "What did you get today?" thread... 5! MoW Armadas?! and then there are all those ISOMs... Good grief brother! :-)
The laundry list of things around the house that my wife tells me needs to be done by this weekend for my daughters birthday party. These arent even on my "honey do" list these are all completely new things that havent even been brought up until now. Looks like my week just got a whole lot busier.
I have come to loathe the phrase "do as I say, not as I do". I'm not sure why it annoys me, but perhaps the connotation of someone imposing a standard on others that they refuse to hold themselves to has something to do with it.
When I stop to let ONE car get in front of me at a busy intersection, and all of a sudden everyone thinks that I'm the freaking Traffic Santa and like 10 cars haul a$$ to get in front of me.
People that insist on using lag switches in order to help them win on a multi-player game. Seriously. People pay money so that they can cheat on a free multi-player game.
I hate when my wife bitches about me spending sixty bucks on a hundred and thirty dollars worth of cigars, then goes to the store and buys ten pounds of hamburger for the sole purpose of feeding it to the dogs.
Wells Fargo! Mrs.Slob had to deal with 5 different customer service reps, and all 5 were extremely rude. The second one even hung up on her!! We will never do ANY business with them again!!
I hate that my wife shops at costco. Buying 12 boxes of Kleenex when you still have 9 in the closet....WTF!! And I don't give a *** if it was on sale, where the he'll am I supposed to put 100 EFFIN ROLLS OF EFFIN T P!!!!!!!
I hate that my wife shops at costco. Buying 12 boxes of Kleenex when you still have 9 in the closet....WTF!! And I don't give a *** if it was on sale, where the he'll am I supposed to put 100 EFFIN ROLLS OF EFFIN T P!!!!!!!
Yeah, my beloved just got a membership too...Her addiction is Clorox wipes. Got 36 tubes of those fvckers today
Ashton Kutcher - one of the biggest douches. He was funny in "That 70's Show" - and that's it (he was even a douche in that too, actually). Every time I see him in a movie or on one of those camera commercials, I have an overwhelming urge to smash that stupid dumb-guy smile in with a baseball bat to the front teeth.
Ashton Kutcher - one of the biggest douches. He was funny in "That 70's Show" - and that's it (he was even a douche in that too, actually). Every time I see him in a movie or on one of those camera commercials, I have an overwhelming urge to smash that stupid dumb-guy smile in with a baseball bat to the front teeth.
people that use the restroom and then wash their hands and THEN flush the commode. Do you know how germy that handle is ??? Just a pet peeve right behind people who dont wash their hands at all ... I'm just sayin ...
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