I'll have to try that stuff. I just started using Scotts Weed & Feed and it works pretty well. Still have a few weeds sticking around though. This stuff might help eliminate them as well.
Getting pulled over... i wasn't doing anything illegal, the cop thought i was smoking a blunt... it was a cigar... so i was nice and gave him a vigilante out of my herfador i got a good laugh out of that one.
The damn college boys who hose themselves down with cheap ass cologne or body spray or whatever the hell in the gym locker room BEFORE working out. This is a gym a long ways away from campus so we shouldn't have to deal with it. Seriously, this kid the other day made the small locker room worse than the gas house in basic and i could taste that crap for an hour after i left!
Getting flak from the woman for letting out a nice fart, once that makes you smile and giggle. Then catching her red handed doing S.B.D.'s and hearing, "But mine don't stink."
Getting flak from the woman for letting out a nice fart, once that makes you smile and giggle. Then catching her red handed doing S.B.D.'s and hearing, "But mine don't stink."
My wife and I have come to an agreement. She won't complain about her eyes burning if I don't complain about the noise waking me up. She's not silent, but she's odorless. I'm the one with the rank smell.
Having to rewrite an email several times because you're so pissed that you know if you send the first few drafts you'll probably get fired. Tired of dealing with manipulators.
Having to rewrite an email several times because you're so pissed that you know if you send the first few drafts you'll probably get fired. Tired of dealing with manipulators.
I know a guy who sent that first draft once...he got fired. And he didn't just send it; he sent it to the business-wide mass email list. He went down in a blaze of glory.
Having to rewrite an email several times because you're so pissed that you know if you send the first few drafts you'll probably get fired. Tired of dealing with manipulators.
I know a guy who sent that first draft once...he got fired. And he didn't just send it; he sent it to the business-wide mass email list. He went down in a blaze of glory.
I hate parents that can't control their kids or that keep popping them out while not having the means to support them. I Freaking HATE IT! I think when a woman goes into the doctor for the first time and finds out they are carrying, should have to be means tested. If they fail then she needs to prove before delivery that the kid can be provided for or it goes to the state. That or something.
Having to rewrite an email several times because you're so pissed that you know if you send the first few drafts you'll probably get fired. Tired of dealing with manipulators.
I know a guy who sent that first draft once...he got fired. And he didn't just send it; he sent it to the business-wide mass email list. He went down in a blaze of glory.
My hero.
I know a guy who did as well but didn't get fired. His apology email was funny. These emails were not sent company wide but we had a good laugh.
Having to rewrite an email several times because you're so pissed that you know if you send the first few drafts you'll probably get fired. Tired of dealing with manipulators.
I know a guy who sent that first draft once...he got fired. And he didn't just send it; he sent it to the business-wide mass email list. He went down in a blaze of glory.
My hero.
I know a guy who did as well but didn't get fired. His apology email was funny. These emails were not sent company wide but we had a good laugh.
I personally feel that the current climate is full of pussies. Why? because you can't tell people the truth. Sure going off on a person probably isn't good but I mean having to actually choose certain words so you don't "offend" anyone is pathetic. There was a guy at my old work who sent out an email inviting some people to go bass fishing, but by accident sent it on to everyone. He got canned because of it. I thought it was BS.
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