F*#% you all - GTFO
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Ok, let's say you're around a crowd you really don't like - what cigar would you light up to clear the room or just not-so-subtlety tell the mob "GTFO"?
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Black and Mild! That is the nastiest smelling stuff I have ever smelled. We had a lady that escaped a carjacking by burning the perp with a black and mild last week. At least they have some redeeming value.
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Light up an Erin Go Braugh, it smells like burning dust and gym socks. Tastes like it too.
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a fart! lol, um Acid Nasty since people seem to think it smells like the name.... havn't had one yet myself so I'm going off that based on other people's opinion!
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A stick of dynamite.
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Anything...people who don'tlike the smell doesn't matter what it would be
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Cain F. while I think they are good cigars, and I enjoy them, they do stink.
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^this!Russ55:A stick of dynamite. -
Sol cubano artisan. Pure cross between burning cat and dog ***. Only problem is i'd have to chew on spent kitty litter to clear my taste buds.
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One of my Scoutmasters way back when (before it was considered a crime against humanity to smoke around children) smoked this Italian brand Parodi. (At least it sounds Italian, turns out it's a USA brand). A little dry cured thing, looked like a dog rocket and smelled worse (if that was possible). Although, part of me wants to track one down and see what it's really like. I don't think I ever saw Jack without one of these damn things in his mouth.
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My grandfather used to smoke some type of Italian stogie. It looked like in may have been wrapped by Helen Keller, had about four or five bends in it and it smelled like someone peed on a hot radiator. That cigar could clear out an auditorium!
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^ Best. Description. Ever.YankeeMan:My grandfather used to smoke some type of Italian stogie. It looked like in may have been wrapped by Helen Keller, had about four or five bends in it and it smelled like someone peed on a hot radiator. That cigar could clear out an auditorium! -
Whatever the old guys at the bowling alley I used to go to when I was a kid smoked. That place stunk to high heaven. They probably smoked Macadoodoos.
