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F*#% you all - GTFO

xmacroxmacro Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,402
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Ok, let's say you're around a crowd you really don't like - what cigar would you light up to clear the room or just not-so-subtlety tell the mob "GTFO"?

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  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    Black and Mild! That is the nastiest smelling stuff I have ever smelled. We had a lady that escaped a carjacking by burning the perp with a black and mild last week. At least they have some redeeming value.
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  • Garen BGaren B Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 977
    Light up an Erin Go Braugh, it smells like burning dust and gym socks. Tastes like it too.
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  • HaybletHayblet Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,400
    a fart! lol, um Acid Nasty since people seem to think it smells like the name.... havn't had one yet myself so I'm going off that based on other people's opinion!
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  • Russ55Russ55 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,762
    A stick of dynamite.
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  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    Anything...people who don'tlike the smell doesn't matter what it would be
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  • cholmes8310cholmes8310 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,585
    Cain F. while I think they are good cigars, and I enjoy them, they do stink.
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  • ENFIDLENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    Russ55:
    A stick of dynamite.
    ^this!
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  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,561
    Sol cubano artisan. Pure cross between burning cat and dog ***. Only problem is i'd have to chew on spent kitty litter to clear my taste buds.
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  • zoom6zoomzoom6zoom Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,214
    One of my Scoutmasters way back when (before it was considered a crime against humanity to smoke around children) smoked this Italian brand Parodi. (At least it sounds Italian, turns out it's a USA brand). A little dry cured thing, looked like a dog rocket and smelled worse (if that was possible). Although, part of me wants to track one down and see what it's really like. I don't think I ever saw Jack without one of these damn things in his mouth.
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  • YankeeManYankeeMan Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,377
    My grandfather used to smoke some type of Italian stogie. It looked like in may have been wrapped by Helen Keller, had about four or five bends in it and it smelled like someone peed on a hot radiator. That cigar could clear out an auditorium!
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  • HaybletHayblet Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,400
    YankeeMan:
    My grandfather used to smoke some type of Italian stogie. It looked like in may have been wrapped by Helen Keller, had about four or five bends in it and it smelled like someone peed on a hot radiator. That cigar could clear out an auditorium!
    ^ Best. Description. Ever.
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  • lilwing88lilwing88 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,787
    Whatever the old guys at the bowling alley I used to go to when I was a kid smoked. That place stunk to high heaven. They probably smoked Macadoodoos.
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