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kuzi16
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today i got a fortune cookie that read as follows:
"you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one"
im sure at least one of you appreciate that as much as i did.
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A friend of mine always reads those and says "in bed" after the fortune.
"you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one in bed" -
a friend of mine and I refer to an orgasm as "getting your fortune cookies". just sayin
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I find it funny that sometimes the best wisdom comes out of a cookie and that something as fundamentally simple as that is not basic common sense.
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I have a great one taped to my monitor at work ..... its short and sweet ..... " when in doubt mumble "
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Gotta love libertarian fortune cookie authors.
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That's rather ironic... Maybe you should mail that little strip of paper to Congress...kuzi16:
today i got a fortune cookie that read as follows:
"you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one"
im sure at least one of you appreciate that as much as i did. -
thats no fun......turn_key:
"you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one in bed"
