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Derka Derka Derka had had a target in mind for a bit and am now ready to engage the objective and need fellow BORK's to help in the assault. PM me for details Derka Derka Derka
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Derka Derka, Muhammad Jihad!
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Getting off work in a few. All PM's will be replied when I come back into work tonight around 1030 pm. Derka Derka!
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PM sent
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PM to you. I'd like to get my Jihad on (or off).
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PM Sent
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With a lead-in like that, how can a dead terrorist resist! I'M IN! AND I KEEEL HIM!!!! :-D
Please PM me with the details - come again and have a nice day!
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Replying now fellas! Thanks!!!
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All pm's replied. DERKA DERKA!!!!!!!!! Soon enough black oil firey death will rain down from the skies and KEEL him much like what happened to my goats!
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Just fyi I'm doing this as a cluster bomb since I'm heading to TN in just over a week to visit my fam. That way if USPS is slow with delivering them they'll go to the target instead of sitting at my empty house for 2 weeks....lol
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Wow! I wonder if DHS is monitoring this!
"There's some crazy cigar fanatics talking about Jihad on the internet! Probably better raid their humidors and see what they're planning!"
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Not when you are doing it from DHSclearlysuspect:Wow! I wonder if DHS is monitoring this!
"There's some crazy cigar fanatics talking about Jihad on the internet! Probably better raid their humidors and see what they're planning!"
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All you crazy Infidel BORK's please check your inbox's!!!!! and if you did or didn't get my message please pm me to let me know either way. Thanks!!!
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Locked and loaded derka derka!
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Ready to fire!
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Scud launched Derka Derka!
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I wanna give a huge thanks to the brothers participating in this!! You have all shown great kindness in the target's time of need! I know one is delayed until next week and mine won't be going out until later this week, I ordered them straight from CCom but they got sent to me instead of the target. No worries they should be here in a few days and then I will launch them immediately towards the target. Again thanks brothers! First ones should be arriving within the next couple of days! Derka Derka Derka
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if I remember correct mine may land today
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I can't wait to see who gets hit with this one! Hahahahaha hope the BORK has room.
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OUT FOR DELIVERY, October 06, 2010, 9:25 am
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No word from the target, he must be down. MEDIC!
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Down, but not out! Went by my moms house this morning after a quick install and she said "oh, by the way, you have 3 boxes in the kitchen." I was wondering Wtf happened to her mailbox as it was just missing, lol. I'll post some pics tonite when I get home. Just want to say thanks! This made my month! Oh, and when I get back on my feet, just so you know, ...let's just say I kept all the return addresses and will flatten those neighborhoods...ENFIDL:No word from the target, he must be down. MEDIC! -
just so you know there's more incoming brother...lol glad to hear that some have made it there and that they have helped brighten your month.cabinetmaker:
Down, but not out! Went by my moms house this morning after a quick install and she said "oh, by the way, you have 3 boxes in the kitchen." I was wondering Wtf happened to her mailbox as it was just missing, lol. I'll post some pics tonite when I get home. Just want to say thanks! This made my month! Oh, and when I get back on my feet, just so you know, ...let's just say I kept all the return addresses and will flatten those neighborhoods...ENFIDL:No word from the target, he must be down. MEDIC! -
Launch confirmed...ENFIDL:
just so you know there's more incoming brother...lol glad to hear that some have made it there and that they have helped brighten your month.cabinetmaker:
Down, but not out! Went by my moms house this morning after a quick install and she said "oh, by the way, you have 3 boxes in the kitchen." I was wondering Wtf happened to her mailbox as it was just missing, lol. I'll post some pics tonite when I get home. Just want to say thanks! This made my month! Oh, and when I get back on my feet, just so you know, ...let's just say I kept all the return addresses and will flatten those neighborhoods...ENFIDL:No word from the target, he must be down. MEDIC! -
So is mine...muahahahahahahaharobbyras:
Launch confirmed...ENFIDL:
just so you know there's more incoming brother...lol glad to hear that some have made it there and that they have helped brighten your month.cabinetmaker:
Down, but not out! Went by my moms house this morning after a quick install and she said "oh, by the way, you have 3 boxes in the kitchen." I was wondering Wtf happened to her mailbox as it was just missing, lol. I'll post some pics tonite when I get home. Just want to say thanks! This made my month! Oh, and when I get back on my feet, just so you know, ...let's just say I kept all the return addresses and will flatten those neighborhoods...ENFIDL:No word from the target, he must be down. MEDIC! -
Thank goodness I didn't put a return address on mine so he'll never know it was I that bombed him........That's all incased in a thought bubble so cabi can't read it so I feel safe....cabinetmaker:
Down, but not out! Went by my moms house this morning after a quick install and she said "oh, by the way, you have 3 boxes in the kitchen." I was wondering Wtf happened to her mailbox as it was just missing, lol. I'll post some pics tonite when I get home. Just want to say thanks! This made my month! Oh, and when I get back on my feet, just so you know, ...let's just say I kept all the return addresses and will flatten those neighborhoods...ENFIDL:No word from the target, he must be down. MEDIC! -
I got three more in today, my mom actually said I was gonna piss off the mailman. That really gave me a good laugh!
Here's what the damage looks like:
And, just to make it clear, I have all return addy's tucked safely away.
No one has seen or heard from my mom's dog in a couple of days, maybe using her address was a bad idea.... ? -
Sorry about the low quality picture, but my good camera (and all my valuable stuff for that matter) is also at my mom's place since I'm basically in a high crime area right now, lol...cabinetmaker:I got three more in today, my mom actually said I was gonna piss off the mailman. That really gave me a good laugh!
Here's what the damage looks like:
And, just to make it clear, I have all return addy's tucked safely away.
No one has seen or heard from my mom's dog in a couple of days, maybe using her address was a bad idea.... ? -
Damn Cabi, that looksl like some high quality ligero right there.cabinetmaker:
Sorry about the low quality picture, but my good camera (and all my valuable stuff for that matter) is also at my mom's place since I'm basically in a high crime area right now, lol...cabinetmaker:I got three more in today, my mom actually said I was gonna piss off the mailman. That really gave me a good laugh!
Here's what the damage looks like:
And, just to make it clear, I have all return addy's tucked safely away.
No one has seen or heard from my mom's dog in a couple of days, maybe using her address was a bad idea.... ? -
Glad mine got there. Enjoy the smokes.
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