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ENFIDL
ENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!

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  • xmacro
    xmacro Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,402
    Whore yourself out to 100 chicks for $34, or 10 fat chicks for $340 (hey, fat chicks need love too . . . but they gotta pay)
  • greg2648
    greg2648 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,422
    xmacro:
    Whore yourself out to 100 chicks for $34, or 10 fat chicks for $340 (hey, fat chicks need love too . . . but they gotta pay)
    I agree. I do it all of the time. Last Saturday night, I brought home $4.10. My wife looked at me and asked: Who gave you the 10 cents. I said: Everybody............ It works for me.
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    greg2648:
    xmacro:
    Whore yourself out to 100 chicks for $34, or 10 fat chicks for $340 (hey, fat chicks need love too . . . but they gotta pay)
    I agree. I do it all of the time. Last Saturday night, I brought home $4.10. My wife looked at me and asked: Who gave you the 10 cents. I said: Everybody............ It works for me.
    lmao! Too funny
  • firetruckguy
    firetruckguy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,484
    34 gallons of plazma..... shouldnt be a problem in 6 days ;)
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    I easily have that lol
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,530
    Sell all your stuff on eBay. Buy a house and flip it.
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    Rhamlin:
    Sell all your stuff on eBay. Buy a house and flip it.
    But who wants to buy an upside down house? lolz I really wish I could. I love doing that kind of work
  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,910
    Dont forget donating to the local sperm bank... and considering what an ALPHA MALE HORN DOG you are, that $$$ should add up pretty quickly! He11, invite the fiancee to make the donation trips with you - that way its a party and everyone goes home smiling. :-)

  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,762
    The Sniper:
    Dont forget donating to the local sperm bank... and considering what an ALPHA MALE HORN DOG you are, that $$$ should add up pretty quickly! He11, invite the fiancee to make the donation trips with you - that way its a party and everyone goes home smiling. :-)

    Just think about the quick access the short shorts allow also........
  • beatnic
    beatnic Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,133
    pawn your cigars?
  • xmacro
    xmacro Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,402
    beatnic:
    pawn your cigars?
    Heresy!! *slams fist on table*
  • jgibv
    jgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    Sounds like a sweet trip, best of luck raising the $$. Been trying to figure out how to make some quick $$ too, but so far haven't had any luck.
    Other than a lotto ticket, a lucky hand in Vegas, or robbing a bank...I'm out of original ideas.

    But these guys might be onto something....lol
    gnomes
  • gmill880
    gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    ENFIDL:
    Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!

    I don't know about raising the quick cash BUT your lady sure sounds like a keeper !!!
  • JDH
    JDH Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,107
    ENFIDL:
    Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!
    Invest $34,000.00 in a single stock on a day (like today) when the market just went down considerably. It will only have to see an increase of 10% to make your profit, however, since you cannot hold your investment for 12 months and 1 day, you will have to pay 30% taxes on the profit, so shoot for a 15% increase, and you're covered. Betting the ponies is another option, but betting the stock market is better odds.
  • Ken Light
    Ken Light Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,524
    Poker? I think I could do that at 5/10 NL in 6 days...probably need a 10k bankroll to be comfortable though...
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 14,471
    beatnic:
    pawn your cigars?
    THIS right here is why we need a moderator.
    this is grounds for dismissal from this fine institution.

  • Ken Light
    Ken Light Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,524
    In beatnic's defense, he DID say PAWN. That just gives him more time to get the money and then get the cigars back.
  • beatnic
    beatnic Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,133
    I knew that would get a rise. LMAO!!!!
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    I have a Montecristo Afrique "Kilimanjaro" (tube) if that helps compensate hehe.
  • Toombes
    Toombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    You could always use my ideas for a retirement plan. I'm going to produce and market Hungarian, geriatric, paraplegic, ***, midget clown porn under the screen name Baron Monsterod Von Hugenshaft.
  • e6specialk
    e6specialk Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 216
    Auction off your shorts....
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    You guys are the best! I had a lot of really good laughs in this thread. I was thinking a short shorts auction might have to happen. I could use that with the underpants gnomes scheme and make a killing!
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    bandyt09:
    The Sniper:
    Dont forget donating to the local sperm bank... and considering what an ALPHA MALE HORN DOG you are, that $$$ should add up pretty quickly! He11, invite the fiancee to make the donation trips with you - that way its a party and everyone goes home smiling. :-)

    Just think about the quick access the short shorts allow also........
    I'm about peed I was laughing so hard from you two :p
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    gmill880:
    ENFIDL:
    Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!

    I don't know about raising the quick cash BUT your lady sure sounds like a keeper !!!
    Thanks Gene! She def is or there's some ridiculous pair of shoes she's wanting lol
  • spindrift
    spindrift Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 818
    Put a pick in your hair and panhandle. Saw alot of those when I was in DC last week.......lol........
  • jj20030
    jj20030 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,448
    spindrift:
    Put a pick in your hair and panhandle. Saw alot of those when I was in DC last week.......lol........
    those guys must do pretty good as these we have here just sit around all day at the beach sucking down 24 oz's of icehouse