Snap Into A Slim Jim

Glock1975 · July 2013

today, during our lunch break while teaching firearms 1 of the other officers was talking about food and he and I agreed our fav snacks are slim jims, I am addicted to them, so he challenged me in a slim Jim eating contest, do I am always game. We sent a rookie officer to walmart with a 20 dollar bill he comes back with 8 boxes 15 n each. We both sit down many as u can eat in 5 minutes. Lets just say I showed up the young officer 62 to 43. Now I may have to go home and visit the bathroom. That's how I roll. Lol

james40 · July 2013

You snapped into a Slim Jim and now a cow will snap out of you, lol...congrats on the "win"....

Roberto99 · July 2013

Hey man, word of warning, if you think you've got a little gas build up later today, just go ahead and sit down on the toilet anyhow. All that oil has gotta go somewhere

webmost · July 2013

You need the Slim Jom Dispenser, available at BJ's:

An important accessory in any well-equipped garage

beatnic · July 2013

Can you say "constipation"?

smoke em if you got em · July 2013

you cray cray ray ray..but at least you won!

Bigshizza · July 2013

You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!

Heavy · July 2013

I got heartburn just from reading your post. Congrats and good luck! :-)

Glock1975 · July 2013

All came out very good so u guys know, I think my stomach is made of iron or something. But the heartburn did kick in.but all good for a weeks worth of lunch on him next week. Hope it's not Slim Jim's though.

Glock1975 · July 2013

webmost:
You need the Slim Jom Dispenser, available at BJ's:

An important accessory in any well-equipped garage

I like it, defiantly a must have.

smoke em if you got em · July 2013

Bigshizza:
You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!

oh snap Jim did you form a team too? Team Shizza? How do I join? Lol

jthanatos · July 2013

Glock1975 · July 2013

smoke em if you got em:
Bigshizza:
You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
oh snap Jim did you form a team too? Team Shizza? How do I join? Lol

Does this mean I'm already a member?

smoke em if you got em · July 2013

Glock1975:
smoke em if you got em:
Bigshizza:
You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
oh snap Jim did you form a team too? Team Shizza? How do I join? Lol
Does this mean I'm already a member?

sounds like it

Bigshizza · July 2013

smoke em if you got em:
Glock1975:
smoke em if you got em:
Bigshizza:
You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
oh snap Jim did you form a team too? Team Shizza? How do I join? Lol
Does this mean I'm already a member?
sounds like it

All it takes to become a member is....occasionally partaking in Slim Jim's, Chili dogs and Coronas and more than one Costco hotdogs and suffer the consequences... You in?? The potty that is..?...

Glock1975 · July 2013

Bigshizza:
smoke em if you got em:
Glock1975:
smoke em if you got em:
Bigshizza:
You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
oh snap Jim did you form a team too? Team Shizza? How do I join? Lol
Does this mean I'm already a member?
sounds like it
All it takes to become a member is....occasionally partaking in Slim Jim's, Chili dogs and Coronas and more than one Costco hotdogs and suffer the consequences... You in?? The potty that is..?...

Well Shizz, I'm definently in both bro.

SleevePlz · July 2013

Bigshizza:
You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!

Doesn't Team Shizza = Enola Gay??? They are the same people, right?

Bigshizza · July 2013

SleevePlz:
Bigshizza:
You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
Doesn't Team Shizza = Enola Gay??? They are the same people, right?

In a word Shafty..NO..Team Shizza is strictly bowel related

Snap Into A Slim Jim

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