Rainman, time for Wapner
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So. I take the wife to a doctor's appt in Longview, Wa. About 60 miles from here this afternoon.
We stop in Longview and have dinner after the appt. and then get home about 8:30.
We come in the house and there is a box on my desk.
She immediately spies the box.
You bought more cigars??
No dear, I only bought the ones I told you about.
What is this? This is from cigar.com! You bought more cigars!
No I didn't. I don't know what the hell this is.
Right, this didn't come from one of your cigar buddies, this WAS A PURCHASE!!
Oh crap. I don't remember ordering anything.
So SHE opens it.
Uh huh! See!! Torano 1916s! YOU BOUGHT MORE OF THEM??
No dear, I have no idea why those were sent. I didn't order them.
I can't leave you alone for 10 minutes with a credit card and you buy more cigars!
Crap. What's the invoice say?
Ok, you didn't buy these. Someone named Randy bought them and sent them to you.
Dammit Rain!!
I hope you're happy.
1916s. Yeah man!! And I haven't had the Victor Sinclair. I'll have to give it a try. LOL!
And here is the devastation he hit me with.
We stop in Longview and have dinner after the appt. and then get home about 8:30.
We come in the house and there is a box on my desk.
She immediately spies the box.
You bought more cigars??
No dear, I only bought the ones I told you about.
What is this? This is from cigar.com! You bought more cigars!
No I didn't. I don't know what the hell this is.
Right, this didn't come from one of your cigar buddies, this WAS A PURCHASE!!
Oh crap. I don't remember ordering anything.
So SHE opens it.
Uh huh! See!! Torano 1916s! YOU BOUGHT MORE OF THEM??
No dear, I have no idea why those were sent. I didn't order them.
I can't leave you alone for 10 minutes with a credit card and you buy more cigars!
Crap. What's the invoice say?
Ok, you didn't buy these. Someone named Randy bought them and sent them to you.
Dammit Rain!!
I hope you're happy.
1916s. Yeah man!! And I haven't had the Victor Sinclair. I'll have to give it a try. LOL!
And here is the devastation he hit me with.
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Love the 1916s! Always some in my humidor.
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K-Mart sucks!
But these sticks look amazing! Nice hit Rain! -
"XOXO"???? She questioned the Ccom box but not that????? ROFL
AWESOME -
Rain, Randy, Randolpho, you're a crazy SOB... Enjoy Tony!!
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The VS is a joke, but if you like it....chyeah!Thanks for being a CCom OG!
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I got the same card! What gives RAIN!?JMartinez10:"XOXO"???? She questioned the Ccom box but not that????? ROFL
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Jay, meet Tony.He loves me for who I am.
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....but, I love you for who I KNOW you can be!Rain:Jay, meet Tony.He loves me for who I am.
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Is nobody else confused about wapner??
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The peoples court judge wapner!!! You might be too young to remember him! No offenseNo_one21:Is nobody else confused about wapner?? -
DANGGGGGGGG! He called you a JT!
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No_one21:Is nobody else confused about wapner??
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And u may b to young to remember it to bro. These young whipper snappers I tell ya.smoke em if you got em:
The peoples court judge wapner!!! You might be too young to remember him! No offenseNo_one21:Is nobody else confused about wapner?? -
Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
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O u r just asking for it now Sam...No_one21:Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol -
Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?No_one21:Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.
Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke. -
Bahaha yes I've see Rainman a few times just not in a while and I guess I don't remember details like that from movies hence why I'll never win the Movie Trivia. Jeez I'm not a teenager.0patience:
Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?No_one21:Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.
Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke. -
No_one21:
Bahaha yes I've see Rainman a few times just not in a while and I guess I don't remember details like that from movies hence why I'll never win the Movie Trivia. Jeez I'm not a teenager.0patience:
Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?No_one21:Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.
Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke. -
^^^^So fits lmao.
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I have verizon so suck it! lol0patience:
vidNo_one21:
Bahaha yes I've see Rainman a few times just not in a while and I guess I don't remember details like that from movies hence why I'll never win the Movie Trivia. Jeez I'm not a teenager.0patience:
Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?No_one21:Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.
Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke. -
So do I, but it's still funny.No_one21:I have verizon so suck it! lol
Sorry, but this is getting even funnier at your expense. I apologize. -
I'm very not serious with any of these responses so it's not to worry. After I was filled in from my first question I've just been doing my best impression of Randy
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ROFL! Now that's funny.No_one21:I'm very not serious with any of these responses so it's not to worry. After I was filled in from my first question I've just been doing my best impression of Randy
