camping trip gone wrong
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deejmemixx
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After a deadly bomb went off and everyone but my family perished.
my wife comes to the site after she woke up (had to work) and hands me two packages, one is a new pair of FJ golf shoes for fathers day..so awesome..now I will hit the ball strait for sure! The second one was wrapped up in grocery bags but I had a bad feeling in my stomach..as I hesitated to look she chirps..oh that came in the mailbox. Oohhh *** I say to myself and slowly take it out of the bags and gently sit in the picinic table. My wife asked me what The hell am I doing? I simply told her it was from Jim scott.
her smile vanished quickly and yelled at the kids to get in the car and the next thing I knew they were gone. After seeing my family was safe I grabbed the industrial sized bubble wrap packaging from my truck and made a suit of armor. Proceeded to ever so slowly open the package...I thought I was doing it slowly enough..boy was I wrong. Next thing I know I am flying past the seagalls (seeing the opportunity I *** on one of their heads while flying past) when I finally landed 2 miles away..I bounced a ways ..got up gathered myself and walked back to rubble..fat guys and ladies smouldring everywhere I walked. When I arrived at my site..this is what I found....
thank you so much Jim. This was not needed but greatly appreciated and I am still waiting to see a photo....
my wife comes to the site after she woke up (had to work) and hands me two packages, one is a new pair of FJ golf shoes for fathers day..so awesome..now I will hit the ball strait for sure! The second one was wrapped up in grocery bags but I had a bad feeling in my stomach..as I hesitated to look she chirps..oh that came in the mailbox. Oohhh *** I say to myself and slowly take it out of the bags and gently sit in the picinic table. My wife asked me what The hell am I doing? I simply told her it was from Jim scott.
her smile vanished quickly and yelled at the kids to get in the car and the next thing I knew they were gone. After seeing my family was safe I grabbed the industrial sized bubble wrap packaging from my truck and made a suit of armor. Proceeded to ever so slowly open the package...I thought I was doing it slowly enough..boy was I wrong. Next thing I know I am flying past the seagalls (seeing the opportunity I *** on one of their heads while flying past) when I finally landed 2 miles away..I bounced a ways ..got up gathered myself and walked back to rubble..fat guys and ladies smouldring everywhere I walked. When I arrived at my site..this is what I found....
thank you so much Jim. This was not needed but greatly appreciated and I am still waiting to see a photo....
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I've seen bombs, but that is just vicious! Shark? Liga? Opus? I...I can't even!
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You didn't think you were getting away with that pass unharmed did you? Very nice
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I was hoping he would take it for what it was and not feel the need to hit me, specially since there were many involvedrsherman24:You didn't think you were getting away with that pass unharmed did you? Very nice -
That's what u get for trying to see Jim's ***. Very nice Jimbo.
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Look at that. You got off easy. LOL
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I'm guessing from the comments this is retribution for the TlTS pass? Either way, nice selection of sticks right there. Nice hit Jim!
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Enjoy! Just wanted to get you a few new ones...
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Whoa, great hit
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That story seems about true from what was in that bomb... one of the best i have seen
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Awesome bomb, and a great war story too. "Fat guys and ladies smouldering everywhere" LMFAO
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Holy Shizz!!!! Allstar lineup right there. Awesommmmmme
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Who poked the Shizz bear?
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A box from Shizz is usually C4! Another great hit Jim!
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Now THATS the type of flaming bag of Shizz to land on someone's doorstep! Way to go Jim very nice!!
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made me Lol..The3Stogies:Awesome bomb, and a great war story too. "Fat guys and ladies smouldering everywhere" LMFAO
