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I admire a good howdy reply, like this:
How you been?
Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger with the hives. You?
My all time fave is:
How are ya doin?
Alright, I guess. Why? What have you heard?
or:
If I did any better, they would arrest me.
My newest concoction is:
If I'd known it was this much fun to get old, I would've got old while I was still young enough to enjoy it.
How bout you? Post yer favorite howdy riposte.
How you been?
Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger with the hives. You?
My all time fave is:
How are ya doin?
Alright, I guess. Why? What have you heard?
or:
If I did any better, they would arrest me.
My newest concoction is:
If I'd known it was this much fun to get old, I would've got old while I was still young enough to enjoy it.
How bout you? Post yer favorite howdy riposte.
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Question: How's it going?
Answers: Wellllll I'm walking on the right side of the dirt so it could be worse.
Or...: living the dream. Though sometimes dreams are nightmares but hey whatever. -
Not ready to use this yet, but:
Q. How's it going?
A: Can't complain...'cause if I do the kids'll shove me off to the nursing home faster'n you can say "power of attorney." -
Q: How's it going? A: Who wants to know?
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Q: How are you? A: Better'n a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
Q: how are you? A: better than nothing.
Q: How are you? A: Just darned near perfect.
I switch these around, depending on my mood. I also use this one occasionally:
Q: How are you? A: Well, I'm still looking down at the grass instead of up at the roots.... -
Well, I woke up. I guess that's good.
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Q: Hows that car running? A: Sounds worse then two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.
Aj -
How are you?
If I were any happier I would be a squirrel with 2 tails!
What do you want for lunch?
Im so hungry I could eat the tail off a south bound grizzly bear! -
That's a tasty looking cinnamon roll. Where did you get it?
F*ck off. Go get lit! -
What's up?
Prices are up and quality is down... Everything but what you sell.
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Everything sucks (I say it with a huge smile on my face), how are you?
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A lady just stopped into my office. She got to talkin' about the weather...
Q: How's the weather?
A: It's raining like pourin' piss from a boot. -
Puff_Dougie:A lady just stopped into my office. She got to talkin' about the weather...
Q: How's the weather?
A: It's raining like pourin' piss from a boot.
Some "lady"...... ?? -
Hot ain't it?
yep, hotter then two rats doing the nasty inside a wool sock on a Tuesday in mid July. -
Q: How happy? A: Happier then a little boy with two peters!
