Christmas Caption Contest - Winner!!

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  • youngryan216
    youngryan216 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 868
    I usually only smoke "Cube"ans.
  • variant2
    variant2 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 351
    "I bet you can't help but notice that I'm well hung."
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    Santa never knew who pick pocketed his favorite cigar that cold winter night.
  • KevinFitts
    KevinFitts Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 225
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Damn Genie!!! When I asked for a lite, I didn't mean the kind hanging from this tree ??
  • benhanks
    benhanks Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 323
    Christmas makes me VERY happy!!
  • Big''nBall''n
    Big''nBall''n Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 311
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Now i just need a cherry picker and a torch with a heat sheild! boom Ball'n!!!! Puff you a merry Christmas!
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    It's Light-Up Night!!
  • onestrangeone
    onestrangeone Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,423
    I think can, I think I can!
    Little help please!
    Just do it!
    There's no such thing as to much
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Button nose? ... check.
    Two eyes made out of coal? ... check.
    Corn cob pipe? ... screw that... Come to Papa!!

  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Frosty?whos frosty call me Smokey!!
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    It would help if I had F'n fingers....
  • curtpick
    curtpick Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,600
    Once you go black, you never go back....
  • avengethis
    avengethis Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,193
    This isnt what I expected when I was asked if I had seen "My Father"
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    Do you know what the difference is between a Lamborghini and a boner? .......




    I don't have a Lamborghini right now!

  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    jsnake:
    Do you know what the difference is between a Lamborghini and a boner? .......




    I don't have a Lamborghini right now!

    that's funny there
  • christian1971
    christian1971 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 392
    I love smoking Ms. Clause tampons.
  • smoke em if you got em
    smoke em if you got em Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,119
    No way this is My Father!
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    smoke em if you got em:
    No way this is My Father!
    Really!!!
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,070
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Thank you guys!
    I appreciate all the smiles you have given my wife and I over the past few days. But the caption that had me literally laughing out loud, was the one that made me picture an Al Pacino 'Scarface' snowman blasting away!
    Stubble:
    Cue Tony Montana..."Say hello to my little friend".
    Steve, I've got your addy (unless you've moved in the last seven months). I'll try to brave the post office today, but sorry if your prize does not make it before Christmas.

    ...and thanks for playing everyone!
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Great contest and tons of fun! Thanks for this brother and Merry Xmas!!
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Thanks for the fun contest, Brad. And thanks to all for the chuckles.

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    congrats steve and merry christmas everyone!
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,358
    Thanks for the contest bro! Lots of laughs!
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,070
    Congrats again Stubble! 9405503699300454745914
  • flowbee
    flowbee Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,100
    Thanks for the contest!! Grats Stubble
  • Stubble
    Stubble Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,305
    I just now saw the update! Thanks Brad, cool contest! So this is what it feels like to be Brian E.?!?

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