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LMAO ... I like ur sense of humor! what the hell is PTFTW though?dutyje:
they're nothing like thatdutyje:
you ever fondle a pair of water pillows after you got your ccom order?madurofan:
I think you should post a pic of them as they are now and let everyone help in ur decisiondutyje:Lately she's been feeling a bit inadequate in the upper-body, if you know what I mean. We live in a part of town with a lot of wealthy, surgically-enhanced women, and my wife is pushing to get an augmentation. These things cost quite a bit of money (we live near the wealthy, but we aren't wealthy) and I've been wanting to get to the Alps and climb the Matterhorn. I'm left with a dilemma -- do I climb one very large mountain one time, or get to climb two smaller mountains over and over again the rest of my life? -sigh- decisions.
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Most of us would be in Divorce court if wives and girlfriends ever read half the stuff posted here. I always clear the memory every twenty minutes or so on this site just to be safe.
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My wife and I have separate logins to this machine.kaspera79:Most of us would be in Divorce court if wives and girlfriends ever read half the stuff posted here. I always clear the memory every twenty minutes or so on this site just to be safe.
Maddy, if I get more PTFTW's, you'll eventually figure it out... when you do, I'll tell you what it stands for. I'll try to pay attention and log some more PTFTW's here if somebody else doesn't come to your aid. -
Well , I always assume that the F stands for the obvious. so we are 20% there.
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Maybe I really am that lucky but my wife could care less. I know I talk crap about her on here jokingly but she could read everything I've ever posted on here and I'd get a few smacks but she'd laugh at it. There is a reason I got married when I said I never would. She understands me and knows what I am, good and bad.dutyje:
My wife and I have separate logins to this machine.kaspera79:Most of us would be in Divorce court if wives and girlfriends ever read half the stuff posted here. I always clear the memory every twenty minutes or so on this site just to be safe.
Maddy, if I get more PTFTW's, you'll eventually figure it out... when you do, I'll tell you what it stands for. I'll try to pay attention and log some more PTFTW's here if somebody else doesn't come to your aid.
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Maddy, my wife's actually the same way --- for the most part... although I think the water pillows may have given me a pretty serious smack (oooh! a spanking!)
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i now see a softer side to maduro .....
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See, good things come out of bad very often. That might move you back to three a week ! If you log off early tonight we will know things worked out for you.dutyje:Maddy, my wife's actually the same way --- for the most part... although I think the water pillows may have given me a pretty serious smack (oooh! a spanking!) -
Viva Viagra!
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I ain't that old yet.
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I say climb the mountain...fake boobies are nice to look at, mostly for other guys. I hung out with a chick with fake ones back in my salad days and the novelty wears off pretty quickly. ***, that's bad ass saying you climbed a mountain. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I read on another thread that you have MS? That makes the fact that you're doing what us fat, lazy bastards with our health intact won't do pretty amazing.
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Thanks.. I'm ****** pounds lighter than I was before I was diagnosed with MS. It provided a good, swift kick in the pants for me... not that I was out of shape or inactive before, because I was playing soccer and hockey. Gave up the soccer for the rock climbing, and now I'm being lured by the prospect of true mountaineering.
EDIT: Had to remove a hint from my 1,000th post contest
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My mom has MS, so I have some notion what that kick in the pants is like. Sounds like you're kicking it in the pants now, though.
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I've noticed that those of us who talk the most about our wives giving us a hard time or whatever typically have it the best. THose who really have it that bad are terrified to actually say that, lol.dutyje:Maddy, my wife's actually the same way --- for the most part... although I think the water pillows may have given me a pretty serious smack (oooh! a spanking!) -
I got yer soft side right here!DiasFlak:i now see a softer side to maduro ..... -
lol i bet you do?
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they sell pills for thatmadurofan:
I got yer soft side right here!DiasFlak:i now see a softer side to maduro ..... -
Well idk about you guys but I've never had a err ... hardside?!?, for a dude.dutyje:
they sell pills for thatmadurofan:
I got yer soft side right here!DiasFlak:i now see a softer side to maduro ..... -
LOL good to hearmadurofan:
Well idk about you guys but I've never had a err ... hardside?!?, for a dude.dutyje:
they sell pills for thatmadurofan:
I got yer soft side right here!DiasFlak:i now see a softer side to maduro ..... -
wait a minute, what was all the "pickle tickle" talk then?
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Well I was talking about having a girl tickle mine ... but if you wanna a tickle pickle from a dude thats ur busines ... you must be approaching the third stage of marriage, lol
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This begins to give new meaning to the whole "smoke it if you got it" phrase. I knew a guy who tried that once and threw his back out.
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LMAO! I don't know whats funnier, that he did it or that he told you about it.dutyje:This begins to give new meaning to the whole "smoke it if you got it" phrase. I knew a guy who tried that once and threw his back out. -
He didn't, because he doesn't exist... have you ever seen "Clerks"?
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LOL ... yea I have, completely slipped the mind hahadutyje:He didn't, because he doesn't exist... have you ever seen "Clerks"? -
Is it OK to talk football again? lol
My Dolphins got Chad Pennington from the Jets. They say he is healthy now. He has never been healthy since he came in the league right? If we go .500 this season I would be happy.
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i wish the cowboys would do something good again...
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You mean like not choke in the playoffs?DiasFlak:i wish the cowboys would do something good again... -
Emmet, Aikman and Irving are retired...not gonna happen and time soon.
Let's talk real football...College!!! GO Gators!!!! -
pretty much but i still have the colts!madurofan:
You mean like not choke in the playoffs?DiasFlak:i wish the cowboys would do something good again...
