Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks..ba doom chich..
So this guy pays this blond $1000 to paint his porch. Knowing this will take a while he goes inside makes a sandwich and puts on a long movie. 30 min later knock, knock... I'm done!
He walks outside, falls to his knees screaming.. NOOOOOO...NOOOO!!
You dumb ass I said porch not PORSCHE!!
oops ??
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me,
for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession,
but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
He replies: " You moron, you're on my side."
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