1,000 Post Contest (The BetaSynn Edition)

betasynn

Since everyone else is doing it, and I'm a fan of peer pressure, I'm having a 1,000 post contest. As you can tell, that is very close at hand; granted, I don't throw down crazy posts like I used to, but I've been picking up lately.

The Contest Alright. This is a haiku-off. There are two prizes; first, the person who posts a haiku closest (and before) I post my 1,000 post will receive a prize. Second, the best haiku will receive a prize.

The Prizes Both prizes are packages of nine cigars, random assortment, tailored to your preferences.

Sound good? Good. Go!

cholmes8310

betasynn:

Since everyone else is doing it, and I'm a fan of peer pressure, I'm having a 1,000 post contest. As you can tell, that is very close at hand; granted, I don't throw down crazy posts like I used to, but I've been picking up lately.

The Contest Alright. This is a haiku-off. There are two prizes; first, the person who posts a haiku closest (and before) I post my 1,000 post will receive a prize. Second, the best haiku will receive a prize.

The Prizes Both prizes are packages of nine cigars, random assortment, tailored to your preferences.

Sound good? Good. Go!

Light up a cigar
Experience the pleasure
Lovers of the leaf

dennisking

Anejo is best
I got my lighter today
Anejo I'll test

Smoke=Fire

Green spring has arrived
Smoke rising, my cares leaving
I smile in the sun

brotheradam

One-Thousand posts is many
Betasynn contest looks like fun
nine new cigars, good

jsnake

My nuts are salty
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts

JZ

Other presidents
Are known by their names, but Bill
By his Monica




Insert cigar joke here!!

Sandman1am

jsnake:

My nuts are salty
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Oh Jake that's too funny.

Dark Roast

The plant grows for us The harvest is for the take Roll mine up to smoke

Dark Roast

JZ:

Other presidents
Are known by their names, but Bill
By his Monica




Insert cigar joke here!!

JZ - Great Haiku. I need to learn how to seprate lines on these threads.

cabinetmaker

Winter concluded
Spring gently returns anew
Smoke rises pleasantly

mrpillow

Dark Roast:

JZ - Great Haiku. I need to learn how to seprate lines on these threads.

Roast - To separate lines you need to use an HTML line break. Type [BR] where you want to skip to a new line, but replace the [] with <>

Dark Roast

mrpillow:

Dark Roast:

JZ - Great Haiku. I need to learn how to seprate lines on these threads.

Roast - To separate lines you need to use an HTML line break. Type [BR] where you want to skip to a new line, but replace the [] with <>

Appreciate the assistance. I'm new to this type of communication. Only have to concern myself with email at work. Don't Tweet either.

laker1963

Cabbi's hit 1000 posts
Now Beta has too
Think I'll enjoy a cigar

Hays

jsnake:

My nuts are salty
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts

LMFAO....this is so funny jake - did you seriously make this up???

jsnake

Hays:

jsnake:

My nuts are salty
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts

LMFAO....this is so funny jake - did you seriously make this up???

All by myself.

brotheradam

Major props jsnake that is freakin' hilarious.

ljl

Just won the Hays addition, so don't really feel right competing. If I did post, I would translate to Japanese first, just sayin'.

badge54fd

I smoke cigars

I am not addicted

CIGARS CIGARS CIGARS

Krieg

These are hilarious!

Fourtotheflush

I do like cigars
Cigar Dot Com is the Best
Formums are my buds

bigharpoon

aroma fires
flavor upon the palate
and soul relaxes

bbc020

Let's go to Cuba
We'll say screw the embargo
smoke puros all day

illinoisgolf99

Cigar on my porch

No better way to relax

While still wearing clothes

betasynn

This is my 1,000 post, and contest ender! Results tonight!

laker1963

betasynn:

This is my 1,000 post, and contest ender! Results tonight!

KEWL Beta. Did I ever tell you, that you are one of my favorite people here? LMAO

This was a fun contest Beta, and while I am not used to doing this sort of thing, the results were hillarious.

Smoke=Fire

betasynn:

This is my 1,000 post, and contest ender! Results tonight!

Congrats, bud.

cholmes8310

Come on... the suspense is killing me. haha

betasynn

illinoisgolf99:

Cigar on my porch

No better way to relax

While still wearing clothes

Illinois was the closest to my post, and thus winner #1. By popular vote, the winner of the second is jsnake! Congrats to both, PM me your info.

jsnake

Sweet contest! I didn't think I was going to be able to do it. After I read everyone else's and got the hang of how it works I decided to try something funny. I crack myself up. My wife thinks something is wrong with me. Anywhoot congrats on the long here. Hope you have 10,000 more posts and remain an awesome BOTL here.

bigharpoon

Congrats out to the winners! This was a really fun competition, thanks for hosting beta.