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Krieg

The Sniper

Goldy

Krieg

The Sniper

Heavy

alienmisprint

Joeyjoe21_8

alienmisprint

Dude Love

If the day ever comes where I have kids, they'll have their college paid for with money from the swear jar.

t_evan50

Joeyjoe21_8

hahahahahaha....that was a good one! lol

beatnic

My son informed his kindergarten teacher that he was not allowed to use the "mother f" word. We were called in.

bigharpoon

I love this thread. My 2 year old daughter hasn't used any big swears yet, but the other day we were walking by the canoe and she says "awww...papa, it's soakin' friggin' wet!" It was hard to suppress the laughter.

jj20030

when i was growing up if i said a bad word less than that in front of my dad i may have not been able to sit for a week,lol

boydmcgowan

DSWarmack

dwayne3307

alienmisprint

Krieg

jsnake

RCCCigar

RCCCigar

My kid loves to sing Iron Man by Black Sabbath. But he says: "I am Iron Man, climbing in a field with Superman." He's 3 and he sings it in the right tune and everything. I have no idea where he got those lyrics!

docbp87

ENFIDL

letsgowithbob

lilwing88

Krieg

Well, we went out to dinner last night after a very busy weekend. My son is a huge fan of Yo Gabba Gabba and breaks out in random songs all the time...tonight was no different. As we were sitting there eating, he starts singing very quietly "Insiideee voice....quieeett.....Inside voice....quuuiiieeetttt...." Then at the TOP OF HIS LUNGS starts BELTING out "OOOUUTTTSSSIIDDEEEEEEE VOOOOIIIICCCCEEEEE...." I had to grab him and cover his mouth and told him not to use his outside voice. Never a dull moment, lol

RCCCigar

I called my wife the other day and my she put my 3 year old son on the phone and the first thing he said was "I-am-a-ro-bot" and I said "Oh, hi robot" And he said "No-say-it-like-a-ro-bot" so we sat and had a robot conversation for like, 20 minutes. Awesome.

DSWarmack

alienmisprint

RCCCigar:

I called my wife the other day and my she put my 3 year old son on the phone and the first thing he said was "I-am-a-ro-bot" and I said "Oh, hi robot" And he said "No-say-it-like-a-ro-bot" so we sat and had a robot conversation for like, 20 minutes. Awesome.

That is so awesome, I can't wait for my daughter to get old enough for this kind of stuff.