Shoot him. Do us all a favor. Pretty soon he will be on Youtube with some crappy song where he says 'Friday' 80 times in a song and annoys us for eternity.
I say encourage him. In time the whole world will know what a retarded douche he is (or at least the 'whole world' that MaxPain can expose himslef to). Give him enough rope to hang himself in other words.
I hate to say it but this is what we are bringing up as far as youth nowadays. This is what is becoming cool and acceptable when in reality it's fucking retarded! I laugh at these people. Hats to the side, pants slacking, always showing off their stomachs and chests (what little they have), walking with that fucking swagger. Everyone thinks they are cool and their *** doesn't stink. So much for modesty and being a good person. I fucking hate almost everyone!
I hear ya James-----so far the line for me has been stopping myself from killing the little $hit. Theyre watching some terrible movie right now about some gangsta that is all about a life that no white person (or just the ones who live in the projects----Ill give Eminem some credit here) understands----but yet the movie makes its money from middle class white youth. The need to feel strife or like you back is somehow against the wall never ceases to amaze me from this generation.
Place shotgun in prominent place, take a shotgun shell and ask what name he is going to use and right it on a shell with a marker, tell him he better mind his manners around your daughter. If he really thinks he is thug and bows up, load the gun and watch him squeal like a little girl! Your daughter may see him for what he is or she may hate you for a little while. I am blessed that I only had boys and had to do the rebellion thing but that was easy compared to your dilemma. I feel for you bro. Keep us updated
Buy a box of chocolate exlax, and a dozen doughnuts. Melt the exlax over a couple of the doughnuts and offer th
em to him as he's leaving (
make sure he's gone in 30 minutes) ..
. try not to laugh when he's eating them...
Lol maybe he could call himself MaxiPad? my youngest is getting ready to turn 15 I hope I don't have to deal with that so far she's managed to pick a boy with a good head on his shoulders who's well mannered and shows proper respect to his elders so I'm lucky, these young kids now a days I just don't know about them.
Clean your gun as he comes over; or just stick it in your pants one night before he comes over when you answer the door. And no, I'm not joking about this
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