I have no guns.....do U suppose threatening to knife him to death with a meat cleaver would work the same?
Sure, why not? Threaten to tie him down and slowing flay him 1 square inch at a time, pausing after each cut to apply rubbing alcohol so as not to breed infection.
I have no guns.....do U suppose threatening to knife him to death with a meat cleaver would work the same?
I quiet man to man talk in a dimly lit room ( preferably a basement with tarps covering a corner and floor) while you are sharpening a Ka-bar or cleaver and you let him know how much you love your daughter and that you're willing to do ANYTHING to keep her safe and happy. Then take the conversation to how fast a hog/alligator can get rid of a body if its in small enough pieces.
If mommy and daddy are so loaded, why's he going to community college? (pretty sure the answer is going to be that they'll accept anyone no matter how dumb as long as the check clears).
Oh, and you don't want to overtly threaten the yute. It's generally sufficient to be loving cleaning your twelve gauge in the living room. Although a buddy of mine did once tell his daughters date, "son, I've got a shotgun, a backhoe, and seventy acres of scrub."
I'm still sticking with doughnuts and exlax, let your daughter see him sh!t his pants uncontrollably - she'll leave him all by herself. BTW, I'm not actually saying I've done this; but I'm not not saying I have either...
Love him in that role,,lmao..when i first read what the hippie said I didnt even notice it, but once attention was brought to it , I was like uh oh..lol..totally taken out of context but given the scenario, different words would definately be in order..
Shoot him. Do us all a favor. Pretty soon he will be on Youtube with some crappy song where he says 'Friday' 80 times in a song and annoys us for eternity.
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