Yo Momma

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500 post contest since I am old enough now to post my own topic.

I will be sending a large amount of dog rockets to the winner of this contest. The rules are easy. Give me your best 'Yo Momma' joke. You may submit one a day through Sunday. That would be 4 total counting today. I will judge the best one and pick a winner to send the winnings to.

I will start it off. Good luck to everyone.

Yo momma so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.

greg2648

Yo Mamma so fat, when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

JHewey

Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Rhamlin

Yo mommas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Vulchor

Yo momma's such a wh*re, crack gets offended when its associated with her.

415

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

415

double post

danielruas

Yo mommas so fat she wore a shirt with an X on it and helicopters kept trying to land on her.

Diamondog

Yo momma is so fat, she sweats in December. Imagine what she smells like in May!

JZ

Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!!

t_evan50

Yo Momma so lazy she thinks a two income family is when yo daddy has two jobs!

jj20030

your momma so ugly you could push her face into some dough and make some gorilla cookies

ENFIDL

Yo momma got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...

smoke em if you got em

Yo momma so fat it looks like she's smuggling volkswagens!!

kaspera79

Yo' mama is so dumb it takes her three hours to watch 60 Minutes.

jlmarta

Yo Momma's so dumb she thinks asphalt's a hip disease.

jsnake

Yo Momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Enola Gay was the code name for Yo Mama. She farted and leveled Hiroshima

RCY Cigars

Yo Momma so ugly, when she cries. Her tears run over her forehead to the back of her head. To stay off her face, lol..........

The Kid

Yo momma so fat two guys f'd her at the same time and never even saw each other

Hayblet

Yo momma is so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon

howtobass

YO MOMMA...... SOOOOO FAT..... She DJ's for the Ice Cream Truck!!!!!!

90+ Irishman

Yo momma so fat when she wore her yellow jogging suit kids tried to ride HER to school!

dopeyferree

Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way................... Zing

Vulchor

Yo momma's so nasty when she asked Yo Daddy what she could give him for their anniversary... he said suicide.

kuzi16

yo mamma's ass is a convenient proof that our universe is expanding at an exponential rate.

skweekz

Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

RampMonkey

Yo momma so dumb she works in a M&M Factory and threw out all the "w"s.

90+ Irishman

The Kid:

Yo momma so fat two guys f'd her at the same time and never even saw each other

The PC term for this is not "whore" but rather she is "horizontally accessible"... just thought you should know....

JudoChinX

Yo momma so fat, she looks like me.

90+ Irishman

Yo momma so fat, the only way I could f**k her was to roll her in flour and f**k the wet spots!

robbyras

90+ Irishman:

Yo momma so fat, the only way I could f**k her was to roll her in flour and f**k the wet spots!

gross