Yo Momma

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October 2011 in Trades, Passes and Bombs

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greg2648 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,422

October 2011

Yo Mamma so fat, when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

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JHewey Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,411

October 2011

Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

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Rhamlin Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,530

October 2011

Yo mommas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

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Vulchor Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,176

October 2011

Yo momma's such a wh*re, crack gets offended when its associated with her.

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415 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 951

October 2011

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

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415 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 951

October 2011

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danielruas Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 778

October 2011

Yo mommas so fat she wore a shirt with an X on it and helicopters kept trying to land on her.

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Diamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169

October 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she sweats in December. Imagine what she smells like in May!

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JZ Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 827

October 2011

Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!!

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t_evan50 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,725

October 2011

Yo Momma so lazy she thinks a two income family is when yo daddy has two jobs!

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jj20030 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,448

October 2011

your momma so ugly you could push her face into some dough and make some gorilla cookies

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ENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836

October 2011

Yo momma got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...

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smoke em if you got em Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,119

October 2011

Yo momma so fat it looks like she's smuggling volkswagens!!

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kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144

October 2011

Yo' mama is so dumb it takes her three hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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jlmarta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,440

October 2011

Yo Momma's so dumb she thinks asphalt's a hip disease.

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jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037

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RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346

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The Kid Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,842

October 2011

Yo momma so fat two guys f'd her at the same time and never even saw each other

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Hayblet Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,400

October 2011

Yo momma is so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon

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howtobass Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 589

October 2011

YO MOMMA...... SOOOOO FAT..... She DJ's for the Ice Cream Truck!!!!!!

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90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868

October 2011

Yo momma so fat when she wore her yellow jogging suit kids tried to ride HER to school!

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dopeyferree Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 274

October 2011

Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way................... Zing

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Vulchor Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,176

October 2011

Yo momma's so nasty when she asked Yo Daddy what she could give him for their anniversary... he said suicide.

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kuzi16 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 14,471

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skweekz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,218

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Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

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RampMonkey Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,808

October 2011

Yo momma so dumb she works in a M&M Factory and threw out all the "w"s.

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90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868

October 2011

The Kid:
Yo momma so fat two guys f'd her at the same time and never even saw each other
The PC term for this is not "whore" but rather she is "horizontally accessible"... just thought you should know....

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JudoChinX Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 775

October 2011

Yo momma so fat, she looks like me.

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90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868

October 2011

Yo momma so fat, the only way I could f**k her was to roll her in flour and f**k the wet spots!

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robbyras Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,487

October 2011

90+ Irishman:
Yo momma so fat, the only way I could f**k her was to roll her in flour and f**k the wet spots!
gross

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