Yo Momma

robbyras

smoke em if you got em:

Yo momma so fat it looks like she's smuggling volkswagens!!

HA! awesome

90+ Irishman

robbyras:

90+ Irishman:

Yo momma so fat, the only way I could f**k her was to roll her in flour and f**k the wet spots!

gross

True enough Rob... but I want those d@mn dog rockets!!!! Currently getting estimates for how much I can sell a kidney for... maybe I'm a little too into cigars??? NAHHHHHHH

The Kid

RampMonkey:

Yo momma so dumb she works in a M&M Factory and threw out all the "w"s.

lol

The Kid

Yo Mamma is soooo phat that when her beeper goes off people think shes gonna back up

y2pascoe

Yo momma's so fat...her blood type is Ragu.

amz1301

Yo momma is soooo dumb she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.

JZ

Hayblet:

Yo momma is so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon

LMAO!

JZ

Yo momma is so fat she cant even jump to conclusions!

greg2648

Yo mamma so fat spandex turned her down, because even spandex has limitations. My buddy gave that one.

kaspera79

Yo' momma is so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Rhamlin

Yo mommas so bow legged she's got to get out of bed to turn over.

scarlin

Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...

JHewey

Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

PsychoSJG

Yo mama is so fat, her BMI is measured in Acres.

kuzi16

yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

CvilleE

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

howtobass

Yo MOMMA's teeth soooooo crooked, when she smiles it looks like she's throwing up gang signs.

RampMonkey

Yo momma is so fat that she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington nose...

Marker

kuzi16:

yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Stolen from Weird Al!

Vulchor

Yo momma's so fat that for her Drivers License picture they have to rent a wide angle lens to capture her full head.

90+ Irishman

Yo momma so dumb she watches E! to find out who to vote for!

firetruckguy

howtobass:

Yo MOMMA's teeth soooooo crooked, when she smiles it looks like she's throwing up gang signs.

LOL

smoke em if you got em

Yo momma teeth so rotten when she smiles look like she got dice in her mouth!!

JHewey

Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

kaspera79

Yo' momma is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo' momma is so ugly she went to the beauty shop and it took six hours, to get a quote.

RampMonkey

Yo momma so fat, she has to wake up in sections.

PsychoSJG

yo mama so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.

lcpleel

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

smoke em if you got em

Yo momma gums are so black, the *** spits coffee

y2pascoe

Yo momma's so fat, whenever someone say's "Kool-Aid!", she comes crashing through a wall.