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greg2648
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I see you can't follow directions. The pictures in this post are so obscene that I would recommend that you hit the "back button" as quick as you can. For those of you with a strong heart and a true belief that miracles do happen, please continue at your own risk.
Today I received 6 packages. I knew they were coming but somehow these brothers coordinated this attack for a perfect storm.
The first package I received was from one of our brothers in the North. Wwhwang and I worked out a blind trade and in the process of working out the details he mentioned that he had full intentions of bombing me, so I knew I was in trouble. Today I received his trade/bomb and he sent me a bunch of great cigars. As most of you know, Wayne is a great brother and if you have not done business with him before now I would recommend that you put a trade with him on your "to do" list. Thank you for the great cigars.
The second package I opened was a blind trade with Zeebra. There was a lot of hype surrounding this trade because everybody knows how much of a "horse" Zeebra really is, but me, being young, dumb and full of...(you know) took the trade. Zee gave me a beat down I won't soon forget. I thought I had hit him with some pretty good sticks and he proceeded to up the ante. I "tapped out." Shawn thank you for the great cigars. I will be back for round 2.
The third box I opened was a blind trade with BandyT09. Like Zeebra, BandyT09 is a major player. It is not wise to fvck with either one of these brothers. I must've had an extra dose of testosterone when I picked a duel with Todd. At the time I was sure that I could take him so I fired a left hook that hit nothing but air, and then he proceeded to give me a beat down that only a "vet" is able to do. Some day when I am better prepared I will pick another fight with Todd. For now, I am heading to the emergency room. Thank you for the great cigars.
The fourth package I received was a noob trade with bigfnsteve. A few days ago this young brother was looking for a sponsor and I was more than happy to step up. I have a sneaky feeling that Steve is going to become a major player on our team. This brother proceeded to send me top shelf cigars that I would've never expected. We should change his name to Brick, because he hits like a ton of them. If you have a chance to trade with Steve git-r-done, but be prepared because he kicks like a mule. Steve, it was my pleasure to bust your cherry. Thank you for the great cigars.
The fifth package I opened was a blind trade with BuckeyeCigar. Before I tell you about the cigars I would like to congratulate Brian and his wife on their new baby girl. One of the biggest attributes that our members have is their love and committment to their families. Every day somebody posts "family first, cigars second." I always enjoy reading the posts when our members have babies. The cigars he sent are awesome and I would highly recommend that you do business with Brian. I know that he went through great lengths to make sure that I would enjoy the cigars that he selected. He came through with flying colors. I will be doing more business with BuckeyeCigar. Thank you for the cigars Brian.
The sixth and final package I opened was from catfishbluezz. Dustin and I worked out a simple blind trade last week. Sounds innocent enough - but then he changed his avatar to a wolverine. At that point in time I realized that this trade was going to be a little bloody. As you can see, he sent an assortment of unbelievable sticks, only to top it off with a bottle of spice that is a local favorite. Dustin has become a major player and is not someone to be taken lightly. Thank you for the great cigars. I look forward to doing more business with you.
Today I received 6 packages. I knew they were coming but somehow these brothers coordinated this attack for a perfect storm.
The first package I received was from one of our brothers in the North. Wwhwang and I worked out a blind trade and in the process of working out the details he mentioned that he had full intentions of bombing me, so I knew I was in trouble. Today I received his trade/bomb and he sent me a bunch of great cigars. As most of you know, Wayne is a great brother and if you have not done business with him before now I would recommend that you put a trade with him on your "to do" list. Thank you for the great cigars.
The second package I opened was a blind trade with Zeebra. There was a lot of hype surrounding this trade because everybody knows how much of a "horse" Zeebra really is, but me, being young, dumb and full of...(you know) took the trade. Zee gave me a beat down I won't soon forget. I thought I had hit him with some pretty good sticks and he proceeded to up the ante. I "tapped out." Shawn thank you for the great cigars. I will be back for round 2.
The third box I opened was a blind trade with BandyT09. Like Zeebra, BandyT09 is a major player. It is not wise to fvck with either one of these brothers. I must've had an extra dose of testosterone when I picked a duel with Todd. At the time I was sure that I could take him so I fired a left hook that hit nothing but air, and then he proceeded to give me a beat down that only a "vet" is able to do. Some day when I am better prepared I will pick another fight with Todd. For now, I am heading to the emergency room. Thank you for the great cigars.
The fourth package I received was a noob trade with bigfnsteve. A few days ago this young brother was looking for a sponsor and I was more than happy to step up. I have a sneaky feeling that Steve is going to become a major player on our team. This brother proceeded to send me top shelf cigars that I would've never expected. We should change his name to Brick, because he hits like a ton of them. If you have a chance to trade with Steve git-r-done, but be prepared because he kicks like a mule. Steve, it was my pleasure to bust your cherry. Thank you for the great cigars.
The fifth package I opened was a blind trade with BuckeyeCigar. Before I tell you about the cigars I would like to congratulate Brian and his wife on their new baby girl. One of the biggest attributes that our members have is their love and committment to their families. Every day somebody posts "family first, cigars second." I always enjoy reading the posts when our members have babies. The cigars he sent are awesome and I would highly recommend that you do business with Brian. I know that he went through great lengths to make sure that I would enjoy the cigars that he selected. He came through with flying colors. I will be doing more business with BuckeyeCigar. Thank you for the cigars Brian.
The sixth and final package I opened was from catfishbluezz. Dustin and I worked out a simple blind trade last week. Sounds innocent enough - but then he changed his avatar to a wolverine. At that point in time I realized that this trade was going to be a little bloody. As you can see, he sent an assortment of unbelievable sticks, only to top it off with a bottle of spice that is a local favorite. Dustin has become a major player and is not someone to be taken lightly. Thank you for the great cigars. I look forward to doing more business with you.
Comments
amazing hits!
Nice sticks all around and some good hits, brothers!
I, for one, don't believe it. Who wants to bet Greg will be looking for another "blind" with in a month? It's not like you don't have any ammo! Amazing collection of sticks! It's about time someone managed to thrash you as hard as you've been thrashing us lately!
I don't know what you did wrong... but these guy's usually send some really great sticks. Not Dog Rockets like these.
Glad you got them all in good shape. The black ribbon u had to untie was for you...lol. enjoy Greg. And I do hope your blind trade addiction is taken care of.
As for Greg, I did warn him that at some point, he would face the pied piper, as far as a coordinated hit, that was done by the USPS because I had a Saturday expected delivery so I think they held it just to extract a little "postal" revenge. Enjoy those sticks brother, especially that Johnny-O.