Ozzie Kicking Back in the Back Gardens and My Wife and Stepdaughter in My Back Garden Sanctuary, Life is Good In California!
Peace
I am so freakin' jealous! We're freezing here in NY and you're sitting there in shorts with green trees behind you and your family. Global warming my butt!
those pics were takin this fall but today I looked just like this!!!!!! LOL
It is Heaven
I tried to find a pic of me with a gun, but strangely it does not exist... not even a paintball gun... I can probably dig up a shot of me and some Halibut or a Sturgeon, but that's it...
Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?
Did you happen to notice all the dead animal parts laying around, maduro?
LMAO....guys, Oz is such the peaceful soul doncha know! Me, on the other hand.... well I created my own rules for my sisters (and future daughters). I got tired of the reactionary "Break her heart I'll break your (face, neck, body, etc)" concept, so I moved to preemptive strike. My rule is, when the guy comes to the door to pick her up, I answer the door! Tell him "You want to date my daughter/sister? I'm gonna kick your ass, right now. If you survive, then you can go out with her. Yes or no?" All depends on the answer.... And yes, I have already implemented this rule with great effect.
Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?
Did you happen to notice all the dead animal parts laying around, maduro?
LMAO....guys, Oz is such the peaceful soul doncha know! Me, on the other hand.... well I created my own rules for my sisters (and future daughters). I got tired of the reactionary "Break her heart I'll break your (face, neck, body, etc)" concept, so I moved to preemptive strike. My rule is, when the guy comes to the door to pick her up, I answer the door! Tell him "You want to date my daughter/sister? I'm gonna kick your ass, right now. If you survive, then you can go out with her. Yes or no?" All depends on the answer.... And yes, I have already implemented this rule with great effect.
The dead animal comment made me laugh as well... You look like a big dude Hays... I'm glad you aren't related to my fiance... although, flying to North Carolina to spend a weekend with her dad to ask for his blessing wasn't a day at the beach...
Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?
Did you happen to notice all the dead animal parts laying around, maduro?
LMAO....guys, Oz is such the peaceful soul doncha know! Me, on the other hand.... well I created my own rules for my sisters (and future daughters). I got tired of the reactionary "Break her heart I'll break your (face, neck, body, etc)" concept, so I moved to preemptive strike. My rule is, when the guy comes to the door to pick her up, I answer the door! Tell him "You want to date my daughter/sister? I'm gonna kick your ass, right now. If you survive, then you can go out with her. Yes or no?" All depends on the answer.... And yes, I have already implemented this rule with great effect.
The dead animal comment made me laugh as well... You look like a big dude Hays... I'm glad you aren't related to my fiance... although, flying to North Carolina to spend a weekend with her dad to ask for his blessing wasn't a day at the beach...
My preacher told me this one. He said he knew a man with a nice looking daughter and everytime a new suitor came to call he would call him into his study and asked him his name. When the young fella responded he would write his name with a sharpie on a 12 gauge shotgun shell and place it on his mantle and tell him to have a nice date.
Hey whats your daughters name? She single? Does she like cigar smoking slobs like her momma does?
Did you happen to notice all the dead animal parts laying around, maduro?
LMAO....guys, Oz is such the peaceful soul doncha know! Me, on the other hand.... well I created my own rules for my sisters (and future daughters). I got tired of the reactionary "Break her heart I'll break your (face, neck, body, etc)" concept, so I moved to preemptive strike. My rule is, when the guy comes to the door to pick her up, I answer the door! Tell him "You want to date my daughter/sister? I'm gonna kick your ass, right now. If you survive, then you can go out with her. Yes or no?" All depends on the answer.... And yes, I have already implemented this rule with great effect.
The dead animal comment made me laugh as well... You look like a big dude Hays... I'm glad you aren't related to my fiance... although, flying to North Carolina to spend a weekend with her dad to ask for his blessing wasn't a day at the beach...
My preacher told me this one. He said he knew a man with a nice looking daughter and everytime a new suitor came to call he would call him into his study and asked him his name. When the young fella responded he would write his name with a sharpie on a 12 gauge shotgun shell and place it on his mantle and tell him to have a nice date.
I gotta remember that one for when my daughter gets older!!!
My preacher told me this one. He said he knew a man with a nice looking daughter and everytime a new suitor came to call he would call him into his study and asked him his name. When the young fella responded he would write his name with a sharpie on a 12 gauge shotgun shell and place it on his mantle and tell him to have a nice date.
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