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  • bert873bert873 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 854
    LiquidChaos66:
    my wife bought a box of 30 crickets to feed our Christmas frog... well she was putting a few in the tree to feed said frog... AND DROPPED THE DAMN BOX!!!!!! LMAO! now we have a house full of FREAKING CRICKETS!!!! LMAO!!!! I cant stop laughing!!!! Our cats are having a field day!
    Hahahaha! Now that's funny. I know how crazy my cats get with one bug I can't imagine the chaos with a box full
  • Bob LukenBob Luken Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,664
    Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.
  • StubbleStubble Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,305
    It takes one to catch one.....

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  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    Bob Luken:
    Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.


    My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution!
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    Bob Luken:
    Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.


    My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution!
  • MartelMartel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,423
    LiquidChaos66:
    Bob Luken:
    Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.


    My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution!
    And it's green...building your own little ecosystem.
  • dr_frankenstein56dr_frankenstein56 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,519
    lighting the tree on fire is sounding pretty good right now.

    Aj
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    dr_frankenstein56:
    lighting the tree on fire is sounding pretty good right now.

    Aj


    Why yes. Yes it does. Especially after having crickets crawling all over the house last night. Lol should have lit that tree up last week. Lol
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    This is a really funny thread!!
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    So the saga continues... That night our kitten ate 4 crickets... Our older cat decided... "HEY I wanna try that!" He ate a cricket and barfed all over my wife's elliptical. Each morning we find another puddle of cat vomit with a cricket in it... THE IDIOT DOESNT LEARN!
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    Tonight... The frog starts croaking again...
    My wife "So tomorrow I'm gonna buy more crickets."
    Me *gives her the look of WTF!?!?!?*
    My wife "no no no. Hear me out!"
    Me thinking 'this does not end well*
  • StubbleStubble Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,305
    I'm truly sorry for your predicament...but good God this is an entertaining thread!!!
  • MartelMartel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,423
    Stubble:
    I'm truly sorry for your predicament...but good God this is an entertaining thread!!!
    I'm not sorry at all. I need the laugh, even at someone else's expense!
  • HaysHays Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,262
    Oh man, this is pure comedy gold! Hope you can get things sorted out man, but in the meantime keep us updated! LOL
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 808
    This is that great real life comedy that can not be made up. Great stuff, keep us updated.
  • rsherman24rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    I still say burn him out. May lose a recliner, but worth it. This is classic. Keep us updated
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    FOUND THE LITTLE GUY!!!!!!

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  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Sweet you should name him tiny tim!!
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    My daughter named it "Tuba" lol
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Well although I'm glad you got the frog I'm sad that no more stories will come now! This thread was really funny!!
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    Welcome home Tuba!

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  • FireRobFireRob Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,884
    Now that is a cute picture!

    Funny story that is for sure.
  • Bob LukenBob Luken Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,664
    That's really cool. Poor little guy probably thinks it's springtime and is ready for some nookie. Kinda' feel sorry for him in that regard but at least he's not part of a cat turd after all.

    Did you find him in the bottom where you water the tree? That would make sense if you did. Closest thing to a swamp he could find. LOL
  • raisindotraisindot Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 936
    This is, without a doubt, one of the most heartwarming Christmas stories ever. You should write this up as an essay and send it to Reader's Digest or Saturday Evening Post for next year's holiday edition.
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    raisindot:
    This is, without a doubt, one of the most heartwarming Christmas stories ever. You should write this up as an essay and send it to Reader's Digest or Saturday Evening Post for next year's holiday edition.


    BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't think I have ever even touched a Readers Digest in my entire life!
  • dr_frankenstein56dr_frankenstein56 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,519
    reader digest? wow they still make those?

    Aj
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    Too small to eat. Glad u got it though.
  • MorganGeoMorganGeo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,606
    Bob Luken:
    That's really cool. Poor little guy probably thinks it's springtime and is ready for some nookie. Kinda' feel sorry for him in that regard but at least he's not part of a cat turd after all.
    this made me laugh so hard
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    this frog... was a bad idea... It was croaking ALL NIGHT!!!! LOL im pretty sure im going to let it out and maybe find a quiet animal for my daughter at PetSmart.
  • jlmartajlmarta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,440
    LiquidChaos66:
    this frog... was a bad idea... It was croaking ALL NIGHT!!!! LOL im pretty sure im going to let it out and maybe find a quiet animal for my daughter at PetSmart.

    Aaaaww, man. It was singin' for a mate. Haven't you ever been horny enough to do that? Cut the little guy some slack.... ??
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