How do i catch a frog? (Oh crap! ... Eff)

I think its little tree frog... I haven't seen it yet. But I know its there... We were eating dinner last night and out of the blue our Christmas tree started croaking! I would prefer our cats did not get to it before we did. Any suggestions as to coaxing it out and maybe relocating it outside?

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bert873

LiquidChaos66:
my wife bought a box of 30 crickets to feed our Christmas frog... well she was putting a few in the tree to feed said frog... AND DROPPED THE DAMN BOX!!!!!! LMAO! now we have a house full of FREAKING CRICKETS!!!! LMAO!!!! I cant stop laughing!!!! Our cats are having a field day!

Hahahaha! Now that's funny. I know how crazy my cats get with one bug I can't imagine the chaos with a box full

Bob Luken

Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.

Stubble

It takes one to catch one.....

LiquidChaos66

Bob Luken:
Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.

My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution!

LiquidChaos66

Bob Luken:
Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.

My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution!

Martel

LiquidChaos66:
Bob Luken:
Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.

My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution!

And it's green...building your own little ecosystem.

dr_frankenstein56

lighting the tree on fire is sounding pretty good right now.

Aj

LiquidChaos66

dr_frankenstein56:
lighting the tree on fire is sounding pretty good right now.

Aj

Why yes. Yes it does. Especially after having crickets crawling all over the house last night. Lol should have lit that tree up last week. Lol

Lee.mcglynn

This is a really funny thread!!

LiquidChaos66

So the saga continues... That night our kitten ate 4 crickets... Our older cat decided... "HEY I wanna try that!" He ate a cricket and barfed all over my wife's elliptical. Each morning we find another puddle of cat vomit with a cricket in it... THE IDIOT DOESNT LEARN!

LiquidChaos66

Tonight... The frog starts croaking again...
My wife "So tomorrow I'm gonna buy more crickets."
Me *gives her the look of WTF!?!?!?*
My wife "no no no. Hear me out!"
Me thinking 'this does not end well*

Stubble

I'm truly sorry for your predicament...but good God this is an entertaining thread!!!

Martel

Stubble:
I'm truly sorry for your predicament...but good God this is an entertaining thread!!!

I'm not sorry at all. I need the laugh, even at someone else's expense!

Hays

Oh man, this is pure comedy gold! Hope you can get things sorted out man, but in the meantime keep us updated! LOL

Patrickbrick

This is that great real life comedy that can not be made up. Great stuff, keep us updated.

rsherman24

I still say burn him out. May lose a recliner, but worth it. This is classic. Keep us updated

LiquidChaos66

FOUND THE LITTLE GUY!!!!!!

Lee.mcglynn

Sweet you should name him tiny tim!!

LiquidChaos66

My daughter named it "Tuba" lol

Lee.mcglynn

Well although I'm glad you got the frog I'm sad that no more stories will come now! This thread was really funny!!

LiquidChaos66

Welcome home Tuba!

FireRob

Now that is a cute picture!

Funny story that is for sure.

Bob Luken

That's really cool. Poor little guy probably thinks it's springtime and is ready for some nookie. Kinda' feel sorry for him in that regard but at least he's not part of a cat turd after all.

Did you find him in the bottom where you water the tree? That would make sense if you did. Closest thing to a swamp he could find. LOL

raisindot

This is, without a doubt, one of the most heartwarming Christmas stories ever. You should write this up as an essay and send it to Reader's Digest or Saturday Evening Post for next year's holiday edition.

LiquidChaos66

raisindot:
This is, without a doubt, one of the most heartwarming Christmas stories ever. You should write this up as an essay and send it to Reader's Digest or Saturday Evening Post for next year's holiday edition.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't think I have ever even touched a Readers Digest in my entire life!

dr_frankenstein56

reader digest? wow they still make those?

Aj

roland_7707

Too small to eat. Glad u got it though.

MorganGeo

Bob Luken:
That's really cool. Poor little guy probably thinks it's springtime and is ready for some nookie. Kinda' feel sorry for him in that regard but at least he's not part of a cat turd after all.

this made me laugh so hard

LiquidChaos66

this frog... was a bad idea... It was croaking ALL NIGHT!!!! LOL im pretty sure im going to let it out and maybe find a quiet animal for my daughter at PetSmart.

jlmarta

LiquidChaos66:
this frog... was a bad idea... It was croaking ALL NIGHT!!!! LOL im pretty sure im going to let it out and maybe find a quiet animal for my daughter at PetSmart.

Aaaaww, man. It was singin' for a mate. Haven't you ever been horny enough to do that? Cut the little guy some slack.... ??