Im not sure how old he is because he was an adult when he showed up but he is at least 8yo. He has been neutered, and has been vaccinated pretty recently. He still has his claws, and we feed him daily, but he still gets the occasional mouse or rabbit (although that is getting rarer due to his age) My Stepmom is VERY allergic to pets so we cant have him inside, which sucks because she is his favorite.
So I Bartend part time on the weekends while Im a high school teacher during the week. I hate when a group of ladies come in and say what do you have on tap. Im thinking......do you know how to read, they are right in front of you eye level. Then I read them aloud and one says I'll have a Marg, the next says, me too! while the third one says can you make me something fruity but not sweet. and the last one says Ill have a dirty martini, not too dirty just kinda dirty with lots of olives....can you make a good dirty martini with lots of olives? I feel like asking if this is their first rodeo. lol
Laying in bed, flipping through the channels after a long night at work and having the remote control die....just as I hit the channel with The Golden Girls. Shoot me.
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