Hmmm, I have a dog that loves to endulge herself in kitty crunchers......
yeah the only upside is that everyonce in a while, he'll sneak in there (Igloo looking thing) all quiet like and realize the cat's already in there. THATS a good time. The cats are way older so the dogs still don't get why the cats hate them so much . . . .
Well, my wife told me a funny story tonight, funny for me, not for her. Her and a few friends went to dinner and a movie. When we leave the house, we lock the dogs up in the kitchen. Apparently the two dogs manages to knock the gate off just enough that they were able to get into the adjoining room where the litter pan is. They both had a feast apparently. So the wife comes home and now both dogs are throwing up cat litter all over the house. I laughed, she didn't.
I dreamt that my best friend had an affair with my wife while we were engaged.
I dreamt that I didnt find this out until four years later, after my wedding - in which said best friend served as my best man.
I dreamt I found that I found that out the night before I had to leave my wife for a year. A year in which she would be in the same town with that friend.
I dreamt that like an idiot I stayed with my wife despite this knowledge.
I dreamt that friend, who I hadnt spoken to since I found out about the affair, ended up a loser alcoholic who couldnt hold down a job to save his life.
I dreamt that 20+ years later, while my wife and I were doing thru our divorce, she was seeing him again.
My recovering alcoholic soon-to-be ex wife. Who has my children.
Not before the ink was dry on the divorce papers.
I dreamt that this was happening before the divorce papers had even been drawn up.
Then I woke up from this dream.
And realized it wasnt a dream after all.
It was my life.
*UPDATE*
Found out the idiot soon-to-be-ex took the loser on a date to a Royals game last Sunday.
WITH MY F*CKING KIDS!
Which she paid for.
Again, not before the ink is dry on the divorce papers - but before the divorce papers have even been drawn up.
And I find this out after she texts me asking for money to send our daughter to basketball camp, because she is broke and her accounts are overdrawn. So in effect she's asking for me to foot the bill for her to f*ck around on me, at the expense of our daughters living their lives to the fullest.
Is Life TRYING to get me to shoot someone????
I'm from GA brother. I could run up there, "take care of it" for you, come back home, and nobody would ever know... just sayin... offer's on the table.
When we take the dog for a walk after dinner, and I ask my fiance "care if I grab a cigar for the walk?"
She says "sure go ahead".
Then 5 mins into the walk she gives me an ear full about how "i'm always smoking cigars on our walks." "i seem to be smoking a lot of cigars lately." "i always smell like cigars." etc etc etc
It seems I still have a lot to learn.... since this was a complete 180 of last Saturday (and most other days) when she will tell me "let's sit outside, enjoy the nice weather, have some drinks and a cigar..."
damn it women, stop confusing the f*** out of us guys!!!!
Hmmm, I have a dog that loves to endulge herself in kitty crunchers......
yeah the only upside is that everyonce in a while, he'll sneak in there (Igloo looking thing) all quiet like and realize the cat's already in there. THATS a good time. The cats are way older so the dogs still don't get why the cats hate them so much . . . .
Well, my wife told me a funny story tonight, funny for me, not for her. Her and a few friends went to dinner and a movie. When we leave the house, we lock the dogs up in the kitchen. Apparently the two dogs manages to knock the gate off just enough that they were able to get into the adjoining room where the litter pan is. They both had a feast apparently. So the wife comes home and now both dogs are throwing up cat litter all over the house. I laughed, she didn't.
hahahaha, yeah I guess, usually the person on cleanup duty loses sight of the humor. whatever thats about.
Sleep Paralysis. It you have ever had it you will understand!
Yikes. They say that might be responsible for alien visitation claims, because many people who experience it feel a "presence" in the room.
Yeah, you feel like something is holding you down!
Conscious and aware of your surroundings but unable to respond because you can not move A muscle. Even talk. Scary stuff to say the least.
When I originally injured my back in 90 this happened. Went down like a sack of potatoes, and all I could do is blink and breathe for the next half hour or so. Couldnt even talk. Scary stuff to say the least...
Sleep Paralysis. It you have ever had it you will understand!
Yikes. They say that might be responsible for alien visitation claims, because many people who experience it feel a "presence" in the room.
Yeah, you feel like something is holding you down!
Conscious and aware of your surroundings but unable to respond because you can not move A muscle. Even talk. Scary stuff to say the least.
When I originally injured my back in 90 this happened. Went down like a sack of potatoes, and all I could do is blink and breathe for the next half hour or so. Couldnt even talk. Scary stuff to say the least...
Not many know true fear. I'm sorry to here that you had to experience this one. It is bad. I unfortunately have it often when I roll the wrong way at night.
CNN just saw an article titled "Do pedophiles deserve sympathy?" What the F**K?!?!?
I will never read or watch anything from that goddamn network again.
Difference between sympathy and leniency maybe though? I could understand sympathy for those afflicted, but no leniency for those who act.
Oh no Ken this article is talking about how hard it is to be predisposed to be attracted to children. Basically it's trying to say people are born with it like it's a natural thing.
CNN just saw an article titled "Do pedophiles deserve sympathy?" What the F**K?!?!?
I will never read or watch anything from that goddamn network again.
Difference between sympathy and leniency maybe though? I could understand sympathy for those afflicted, but no leniency for those who act.
Oh no Ken this article is talking about how hard it is to be predisposed to be attracted to children. Basically it's trying to say people are born with it like it's a natural thing.
really? Really? REALLY???
Isolate the gene in tests given at birth. If the gene is found, make the baby a eunuch. Problem solved?
CNN just saw an article titled "Do pedophiles deserve sympathy?" What the F**K?!?!?
I will never read or watch anything from that goddamn network again.
Difference between sympathy and leniency maybe though? I could understand sympathy for those afflicted, but no leniency for those who act.
Oh no Ken this article is talking about how hard it is to be predisposed to be attracted to children. Basically it's trying to say people are born with it like it's a natural thing.
really? Really? REALLY???
Isolate the gene in tests given at birth. If the gene is found, make the baby a eunuch. Problem solved?
So then, are we presuming that all pedophiles are male? Just wondering......
CNN just saw an article titled "Do pedophiles deserve sympathy?" What the F**K?!?!?
I will never read or watch anything from that goddamn network again.
Difference between sympathy and leniency maybe though? I could understand sympathy for those afflicted, but no leniency for those who act.
Oh no Ken this article is talking about how hard it is to be predisposed to be attracted to children. Basically it's trying to say people are born with it like it's a natural thing.
really? Really? REALLY???
Isolate the gene in tests given at birth. If the gene is found, make the baby a eunuch. Problem solved?
So then, are we presuming that all pedophiles are male? Just wondering......
Absolutely not Marty, and I thought of that a quarter of a second after I hit post on that. Im not sure what / if the equivalent of castration is for females (steel corded stitches? concrete? LOL). I dont know WHAT the answer is, only that we should find one.
CNN just saw an article titled "Do pedophiles deserve sympathy?" What the F**K?!?!?
I will never read or watch anything from that goddamn network again.
Difference between sympathy and leniency maybe though? I could understand sympathy for those afflicted, but no leniency for those who act.
Oh no Ken this article is talking about how hard it is to be predisposed to be attracted to children. Basically it's trying to say people are born with it like it's a natural thing.
really? Really? REALLY???
Isolate the gene in tests given at birth. If the gene is found, make the baby a eunuch. Problem solved?
So then, are we presuming that all pedophiles are male? Just wondering......
Absolutely not Marty, and I thought of that a quarter of a second after I hit post on that. Im not sure what / if the equivalent of castration is for females (steel corded stitches? concrete? LOL). I dont know WHAT the answer is, only that we should find one.
Ha haa! I like the concrete idea... Seriously, though, I know probably 99.8% of pedophiles are male (I won't dignify them by calling them men - they're perverted, sicko freaks) but there are sufficient weirdo females out there to justify their inclusion in the conversation. I just wanted to get that point out there.
Sleep Paralysis. It you have ever had it you will understand!
Yikes. They say that might be responsible for alien visitation claims, because many people who experience it feel a "presence" in the room.
Yeah, you feel like something is holding you down!
Conscious and aware of your surroundings but unable to respond because you can not move A muscle. Even talk. Scary stuff to say the least.
When I originally injured my back in 90 this happened. Went down like a sack of potatoes, and all I could do is blink and breathe for the next half hour or so. Couldnt even talk. Scary stuff to say the least...
Not many know true fear. I'm sorry to here that you had to experience this one. It is bad. I unfortunately have it often when I roll the wrong way at night.
+1 to this. There are things worse than death. Total paralysis is one of them
CNN just saw an article titled "Do pedophiles deserve sympathy?" What the F**K?!?!?
I will never read or watch anything from that goddamn network again.
Difference between sympathy and leniency maybe though? I could understand sympathy for those afflicted, but no leniency for those who act.
Oh no Ken this article is talking about how hard it is to be predisposed to be attracted to children. Basically it's trying to say people are born with it like it's a natural thing.
really? Really? REALLY???
Isolate the gene in tests given at birth. If the gene is found, make the baby a eunuch. Problem solved?
So then, are we presuming that all pedophiles are male? Just wondering......
Absolutely not Marty, and I thought of that a quarter of a second after I hit post on that. Im not sure what / if the equivalent of castration is for females (steel corded stitches? concrete? LOL). I dont know WHAT the answer is, only that we should find one.
It really depends if she's hot - you see those chicks like the Bengals cheerleader? What student WOULDN'T say yes to a piece of that?! I'm scratching my head and saying "Where the f*ck were these hot and horny teachers when I was in school?!?!?!
I hate that hard plastic packaging that many items come in. You know, the kind where the product (whatever it is) is sandwiched between two pieces of clear plastic and can be hung on a little hook at the store. But there's no easy way to open it so you always end up cutting your finger on the plastic because it's so damn sharp after you tear it.
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She says "sure go ahead".
Then 5 mins into the walk she gives me an ear full about how "i'm always smoking cigars on our walks." "i seem to be smoking a lot of cigars lately." "i always smell like cigars." etc etc etc
It seems I still have a lot to learn.... since this was a complete 180 of last Saturday (and most other days) when she will tell me "let's sit outside, enjoy the nice weather, have some drinks and a cigar..."
damn it women, stop confusing the f*** out of us guys!!!!
It you have ever had it you will understand!
Conscious and aware of your surroundings but unable to respond because you can not move A muscle. Even talk. Scary stuff to say the least.
Not many know true fear. I'm sorry to here that you had to experience this one. It is bad. I unfortunately have it often when I roll the wrong way at night.
we're still 5 months away from the election and these are already taking over the tv and radio spots....grrr
What the F**K?!?!?
I will never read or watch anything from that goddamn network again.
Basically it's trying to say people are born with it like it's a natural thing.
Isolate the gene in tests given at birth. If the gene is found, make the baby a eunuch. Problem solved?
So then, are we presuming that all pedophiles are male? Just wondering......
Ha haa! I like the concrete idea... Seriously, though, I know probably 99.8% of pedophiles are male (I won't dignify them by calling them men - they're perverted, sicko freaks) but there are sufficient weirdo females out there to justify their inclusion in the conversation. I just wanted to get that point out there.