1,000 Post Contest (The BetaSynn Edition)

The Contest
Alright. This is a haiku-off. There are two prizes; first, the person who posts a haiku closest (and before) I post my 1,000 post will receive a prize. Second, the best haiku will receive a prize.
The Prizes
Both prizes are packages of nine cigars, random assortment, tailored to your preferences.
Sound good? Good. Go!
Comments
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Light up a cigarbetasynn:Since everyone else is doing it, and I'm a fan of peer pressure, I'm having a 1,000 post contest. As you can tell, that is very close at hand; granted, I don't throw down crazy posts like I used to, but I've been picking up lately.
The Contest Alright. This is a haiku-off. There are two prizes; first, the person who posts a haiku closest (and before) I post my 1,000 post will receive a prize. Second, the best haiku will receive a prize.
The Prizes Both prizes are packages of nine cigars, random assortment, tailored to your preferences.
Sound good? Good. Go!
Experience the pleasure
Lovers of the leaf -
Anejo is best
I got my lighter today
Anejo I'll test -
Green spring has arrived
Smoke rising, my cares leaving
I smile in the sun
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One-Thousand posts is many
Betasynn contest looks like fun
nine new cigars, good -
My nuts are salty
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts -
Other presidents
Are known by their names, but Bill
By his Monica
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Oh Jake that's too funny.jsnake:My nuts are salty
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts -
The plant grows for us The harvest is for the take Roll mine up to smoke
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JZ - Great Haiku. I need to learn how to seprate lines on these threads.JZ:Other presidents
Are known by their names, but Bill
By his Monica
Insert cigar joke here!! -
Winter concluded
Spring gently returns anew
Smoke rises pleasantly -
Roast - To separate lines you need to use an HTML line break. Type [BR] where you want to skip to a new line, but replace the [] with <>Dark Roast:JZ - Great Haiku. I need to learn how to seprate lines on these threads. -
Appreciate the assistance. I'm new to this type of communication. Only have to concern myself with email at work. Don't Tweet either.mrpillow:
Roast - To separate lines you need to use an HTML line break. Type [BR] where you want to skip to a new line, but replace the [] with <>Dark Roast:JZ - Great Haiku. I need to learn how to seprate lines on these threads. -
Cabbi's hit 1000 posts
Now Beta has too
Think I'll enjoy a cigar -
LMFAO....this is so funny jake - did you seriously make this up???jsnake:My nuts are salty
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts -
All by myself.Hays:
LMFAO....this is so funny jake - did you seriously make this up???jsnake:My nuts are salty
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts -
Major props jsnake that is freakin' hilarious.
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Just won the Hays addition, so don't really feel right competing. If I did post, I would translate to Japanese first, just sayin'.
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I smoke cigars
I am not addicted
CIGARS CIGARS CIGARS
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These are hilarious!
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I do like cigars
Cigar Dot Com is the Best
Formums are my buds
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aroma fires
flavor upon the palate
and soul relaxes -
Let's go to Cuba
We'll say screw the embargo
smoke puros all day -
Cigar on my porch
No better way to relax
While still wearing clothes
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This is my 1,000 post, and contest ender! Results tonight!
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KEWL Beta. Did I ever tell you, that you are one of my favorite people here? LMAObetasynn:This is my 1,000 post, and contest ender! Results tonight!
This was a fun contest Beta, and while I am not used to doing this sort of thing, the results were hillarious. -
Congrats, bud.betasynn:This is my 1,000 post, and contest ender! Results tonight! -
Come on... the suspense is killing me. haha
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Illinois was the closest to my post, and thus winner #1. By popular vote, the winner of the second is jsnake! Congrats to both, PM me your info.illinoisgolf99:Cigar on my porch
No better way to relax
While still wearing clothes
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Sweet contest! I didn't think I was going to be able to do it. After I read everyone else's and got the hang of how it works I decided to try something funny. I crack myself up. My wife thinks something is wrong with me. Anywhoot congrats on the long here. Hope you have 10,000 more posts and remain an awesome BOTL here.
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Congrats out to the winners! This was a really fun competition, thanks for hosting beta.