1,000 Post Contest (The BetaSynn Edition)

betasynn:

Since everyone else is doing it, and I'm a fan of peer pressure, I'm having a 1,000 post contest. As you can tell, that is very close at hand; granted, I don't throw down crazy posts like I used to, but I've been picking up lately.

The Contest Alright. This is a haiku-off. There are two prizes; first, the person who posts a haiku closest (and before) I post my 1,000 post will receive a prize. Second, the best haiku will receive a prize.

The Prizes Both prizes are packages of nine cigars, random assortment, tailored to your preferences.

Sound good? Good. Go!

Light up a cigar
Experience the pleasure
Lovers of the leaf

Green spring has arrived
Smoke rising, my cares leaving
I smile in the sun

My nuts are salty
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts

jsnake:

My nuts are salty
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Oh Jake that's too funny.

JZ:

Other presidents
Are known by their names, but Bill
By his Monica




Insert cigar joke here!!

JZ - Great Haiku. I need to learn how to seprate lines on these threads.

Dark Roast:

JZ - Great Haiku. I need to learn how to seprate lines on these threads.

Roast - To separate lines you need to use an HTML line break. Type [BR] where you want to skip to a new line, but replace the [] with <>

Cabbi's hit 1000 posts
Now Beta has too
Think I'll enjoy a cigar

Hays:

jsnake:

My nuts are salty
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts

LMFAO....this is so funny jake - did you seriously make this up???

All by myself.

Just won the Hays addition, so don't really feel right competing. If I did post, I would translate to Japanese first, just sayin'.

These are hilarious!

aroma fires
flavor upon the palate
and soul relaxes

Cigar on my porch

No better way to relax

While still wearing clothes

betasynn:

This is my 1,000 post, and contest ender! Results tonight!

KEWL Beta. Did I ever tell you, that you are one of my favorite people here? LMAO

This was a fun contest Beta, and while I am not used to doing this sort of thing, the results were hillarious.

Come on... the suspense is killing me. haha

Sweet contest! I didn't think I was going to be able to do it. After I read everyone else's and got the hang of how it works I decided to try something funny. I crack myself up. My wife thinks something is wrong with me. Anywhoot congrats on the long here. Hope you have 10,000 more posts and remain an awesome BOTL here.