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500 post contest since I am old enough now to post my own topic.
I will be sending a large amount of dog rockets to the winner of this contest. The rules are easy. Give me your best 'Yo Momma' joke. You may submit one a day through Sunday. That would be 4 total counting today. I will judge the best one and pick a winner to send the winnings to.
I will start it off. Good luck to everyone.
Yo momma so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.
I will be sending a large amount of dog rockets to the winner of this contest. The rules are easy. Give me your best 'Yo Momma' joke. You may submit one a day through Sunday. That would be 4 total counting today. I will judge the best one and pick a winner to send the winnings to.
I will start it off. Good luck to everyone.
Yo momma so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.
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Yo Mamma so fat, when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
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Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
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Yo mommas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Yo momma's such a wh*re, crack gets offended when its associated with her.
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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
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Yo mommas so fat she wore a shirt with an X on it and helicopters kept trying to land on her.
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Yo momma is so fat, she sweats in December. Imagine what she smells like in May!
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!!
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Yo Momma so lazy she thinks a two income family is when yo daddy has two jobs!
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your momma so ugly you could push her face into some dough and make some gorilla cookies
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Yo momma got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...
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Yo momma so fat it looks like she's smuggling volkswagens!!
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Yo' mama is so dumb it takes her three hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Yo Momma's so dumb she thinks asphalt's a hip disease.
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Yo Momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Enola Gay was the code name for Yo Mama. She farted and leveled Hiroshima -
Yo Momma so ugly, when she cries. Her tears run over her forehead to the back of her head. To stay off her face, lol..........
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Yo momma so fat two guys f'd her at the same time and never even saw each other
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Yo momma is so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon
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YO MOMMA...... SOOOOO FAT..... She DJ's for the Ice Cream Truck!!!!!!
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Yo momma so fat when she wore her yellow jogging suit kids tried to ride HER to school!
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Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way................... Zing
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Yo momma's so nasty when she asked Yo Daddy what she could give him for their anniversary... he said suicide.
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yo mamma's ass is a convenient proof that our universe is expanding at an exponential rate.
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Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
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Yo momma so dumb she works in a M&M Factory and threw out all the "w"s.
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The PC term for this is not "whore" but rather she is "horizontally accessible"... just thought you should know....The Kid:Yo momma so fat two guys f'd her at the same time and never even saw each other -
Yo momma so fat, she looks like me.
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Yo momma so fat, the only way I could f**k her was to roll her in flour and f**k the wet spots!
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gross90+ Irishman:Yo momma so fat, the only way I could f**k her was to roll her in flour and f**k the wet spots!
