Yo Momma
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HA! awesomesmoke em if you got em:Yo momma so fat it looks like she's smuggling volkswagens!! -
True enough Rob... but I want those d@mn dog rockets!!!! Currently getting estimates for how much I can sell a kidney for... maybe I'm a little too into cigars??? NAHHHHHHHrobbyras:
gross90+ Irishman:Yo momma so fat, the only way I could f**k her was to roll her in flour and f**k the wet spots! -
lolRampMonkey:Yo momma so dumb she works in a M&M Factory and threw out all the "w"s. -
Yo Mamma is soooo phat that when her beeper goes off people think shes gonna back up
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Yo momma's so fat...her blood type is Ragu.
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Yo momma is soooo dumb she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
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LMAO!Hayblet:Yo momma is so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon -
Yo momma is so fat she cant even jump to conclusions!
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Yo mamma so fat spandex turned her down, because even spandex has limitations. My buddy gave that one.
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Yo' momma is so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Yo mommas so bow legged she's got to get out of bed to turn over.
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Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
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Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Yo mama is so fat, her BMI is measured in Acres.
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yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
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Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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Yo MOMMA's teeth soooooo crooked, when she smiles it looks like she's throwing up gang signs.
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Yo momma is so fat that she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington nose...
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Stolen from Weird Al!kuzi16:yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. -
Yo momma's so fat that for her Drivers License picture they have to rent a wide angle lens to capture her full head.
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Yo momma so dumb she watches E! to find out who to vote for!
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LOLhowtobass:Yo MOMMA's teeth soooooo crooked, when she smiles it looks like she's throwing up gang signs. -
Yo momma teeth so rotten when she smiles look like she got dice in her mouth!!
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Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
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Yo' momma is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo' momma is so ugly she went to the beauty shop and it took six hours, to get a quote. -
Yo momma so fat, she has to wake up in sections.
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yo mama so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
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Yo momma gums are so black, the *** spits coffee
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Yo momma's so fat, whenever someone say's "Kool-Aid!", she comes crashing through a wall.
