Yo Momma

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  • Vulchor
    Vulchor Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,176
    Yo mommas such a nasty *** that not even AIDS will get near her.
  • firetruckguy
    firetruckguy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,484
    smoke em if you got em:
    Yo momma gums are so black, the *** spits coffee
    LOL
  • wwestern
    wwestern Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,386
    Yo mama's so nice, she raised you.
  • joshvoigt
    joshvoigt Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 325
    Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a coffee can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said she was moving!
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Yo momma so nasty that even Dennis Rodman goes "Ah He'll Naw Man!!"
  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    your momma is so dumb and fat she eats tires, thinking they are oreos.
  • howtobass
    howtobass Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 589
    YO MOMMA... sooooooo fat, that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.
  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,507
    Yo mama's so ugly, even Chuck Norris won't hit that
  • JHewey
    JHewey Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,411
    Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
  • Marker
    Marker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    Midnight here so this is closed. I have a good idea who won and I have picked two winners. I think I already have their address. The winnings will go out Wednesday I believe.

    Thank you all for the participation. This was fun.
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    It was a fun competition, thanks Marker!
  • JHewey
    JHewey Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,411
    90+ Irishman:
    It was a fun competition, thanks Marker!
    +1
  • howtobass
    howtobass Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 589
    Very fun indeed! It was nice to see some classics.
  • jr_p951
    jr_p951 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,121
    That was some funny stuff!! I laughed at loud! I even had to text my wife some of those!! Of course I changed "Yo Momma" to the name of her obiese co-worker. She said I was mean, and couldn't help but laugh at some of the stuff you guys came up with!! Excellent contest Marker!!
  • jr_p951
    jr_p951 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,121
    jj's had me rolling! I couldn't tell my daughter without laughing between words.
  • y2pascoe
    y2pascoe Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,707
    Who are the winners?
  • Marker
    Marker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    y2pascoe:
    Who are the winners?
    They will know when they get the package. I will post the tracking Wednesday or Thursday. I can't get to the PO box before that.
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,530
    Yes a very cool idea for a contest.
  • kaspera79
    kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    I still enjoy a good momma joke, Thanks for the contest.
  • Marker
    Marker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    I picked two 'winners' for this. Your packages are in the mail as we speak. You will know it when they come. I am not posting tracking numbers.
  • Marker
    Marker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    Ok, both of these landed. One was to jj and one was to 415. As I read them over and over there are plenty more that were great. Just had to whittle it down. This was fun. I have told these to my friends at the B&M and they love them as well.

    A big THANK YOU to everyone who participated.
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Congrats to jj and 415, and thanks for a really fun and creative competition Marker... really well done!
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    Loved this contest man. Tons of good laughs. Congrats to jj and 415!
  • jj20030
    jj20030 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,448
    thanks, i got hit and thought i was just bombed until marker pm me and told me i was a contest weiner,lol, and thanks for the contest and all the great smokes ! image