Yo Momma
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Yo mommas such a nasty *** that not even AIDS will get near her.
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LOLsmoke em if you got em:Yo momma gums are so black, the *** spits coffee -
Yo mama's so nice, she raised you.
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Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a coffee can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said she was moving!
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Yo momma so nasty that even Dennis Rodman goes "Ah He'll Naw Man!!"
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your momma is so dumb and fat she eats tires, thinking they are oreos.
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YO MOMMA... sooooooo fat, that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.
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Yo mama's so ugly, even Chuck Norris won't hit that
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Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
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Midnight here so this is closed. I have a good idea who won and I have picked two winners. I think I already have their address. The winnings will go out Wednesday I believe.
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It was a fun competition, thanks Marker!
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+190+ Irishman:It was a fun competition, thanks Marker! -
Very fun indeed! It was nice to see some classics.
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That was some funny stuff!! I laughed at loud! I even had to text my wife some of those!! Of course I changed "Yo Momma" to the name of her obiese co-worker. She said I was mean, and couldn't help but laugh at some of the stuff you guys came up with!! Excellent contest Marker!!
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jj's had me rolling! I couldn't tell my daughter without laughing between words.
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Who are the winners?
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They will know when they get the package. I will post the tracking Wednesday or Thursday. I can't get to the PO box before that.y2pascoe:Who are the winners? -
Yes a very cool idea for a contest.
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I still enjoy a good momma joke, Thanks for the contest.
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I picked two 'winners' for this. Your packages are in the mail as we speak. You will know it when they come. I am not posting tracking numbers.
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Ok, both of these landed. One was to jj and one was to 415. As I read them over and over there are plenty more that were great. Just had to whittle it down. This was fun. I have told these to my friends at the B&M and they love them as well.
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Congrats to jj and 415, and thanks for a really fun and creative competition Marker... really well done!
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Loved this contest man. Tons of good laughs. Congrats to jj and 415!
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thanks, i got hit and thought i was just bombed until marker pm me and told me i was a contest weiner,lol, and thanks for the contest and all the great smokes !
