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Muahahahahahaha
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dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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Rick it would seem that you are just getting man love from every single direction... Wonder what you did to garnish so much attention.... Oh yeah that's right, you are simply YOU!
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Olemanjake:Hello from me and deej
Hello, Olemanjake. I assume you're the friend Shane mentioned earlier. I accept your greetings and raise you an aZZ beating.
I'm not sure how long you've known Shane, but I find it only fair to give some little known information about him.
1: His real name is Algernon Pennywhipple which is ancient Sumarian for Rebecca Gnarflumple, but he thinks Shane sounds more feminine.
2: in his teens he spent 14 yrs in Cambodia, working as a street walking cross-dresser named Julia.
3: He's actually a cross-dressing woman afflicted with hypertricosis which accounts for the raging Wolverine-inspired bro-chops.
4: He has an extra toe but it's not on his foot, he uses it as a key fob.
5: Every fortnight he sheds his skin like a sea snake and feeds it to the neighborhood cats.
6: He likes to pick his toes, the rolls up the toe cheese and snorts it like snuff.
7: Last, but not least, he's one HELL of a friend!
So, unless you pull the ol' "bait and switch" with your return address, it's on! Pleased to meet ya, brother! -
I damn near pissed myself laughing so hard reading this!Toombes:Olemanjake:Hello from me and deej
Hello, Olemanjake. I assume you're the friend Shane mentioned earlier. I accept your greetings and raise you an aZZ beating.
I'm not sure how long you've known Shane, but I find it only fair to give some little known information about him.
1: His real name is Algernon Pennywhipple which is ancient Sumarian for Rebecca Gnarflumple, but he thinks Shane sounds more feminine.
2: in his teens he spent 14 yrs in Cambodia, working as a street walking cross-dresser named Julia.
3: He's actually a cross-dressing woman afflicted with hypertricosis which accounts for the raging Wolverine-inspired bro-chops.
4: He has an extra toe but it's not on his foot, he uses it as a key fob.
5: Every fortnight he sheds his skin like a sea snake and feeds it to the neighborhood cats.
6: He likes to pick his toes, the rolls up the toe cheese and snorts it like snuff.
7: Last, but not least, he's one HELL of a friend!
So, unless you pull the ol' "bait and switch" with your return address, it's on! Pleased to meet ya, brother! -
"in his teens he spent 14 yrs in Cambodia" LOL you are soooooooo redneck!
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firetruckguy:"in his teens he spent 14 yrs in Cambodia" LOL you are soooooooo redneck!
Well, if the shoe fits. At least I didn't tell everyone that his aZZ crack is sideways and when he was in school and went down the slide it made a "buuu, buuu, buuu, buuu" noise... -
the box just got bigger, unlike your ....well nevermindToombes:firetruckguy:"in his teens he spent 14 yrs in Cambodia" LOL you are soooooooo redneck!
Well, if the shoe fits. At least I didn't tell everyone that his aZZ crack is sideways and when he was in school and went down the slide it made a "buuu, buuu, buuu, buuu" noise... -
what the hell did I miss?
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nothing but my bbuddy wanting to get his feet wetbrianetz1:what the hell did I miss? -
So you throwing him the deep end?deejmemixx:
nothing but my bbuddy wanting to get his feet wetbrianetz1:what the hell did I miss? -
I think he's calling u out Rick, Dan, what's ya going to Brothers.
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Glock1975:I think he's calling u out Rick, Dan, what's ya going to Brothers.
Don't worry, Ray, we gots dis! -
Okehampton!
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lol, I have sat quiet for a year so I can repay people for their generousity. .just let me do this and not retaliate. I dont want to get dirty on uou...just want to send a few cigars...I wil if I have to though..RCY Cigars:Okehampton! -
deejmemixx:
Just a couple of sticks, hunh? You're sooooooooo screwed, buddy... -
oh...is that a fact...jack?Toombes: -
go shane!!! -
I've noticed John instigating a lot lately... Anyone else notice this?
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deejmemixx:
lol, I have sat quiet for a year so I can repay people for their generousity. .just let me do this and not retaliate. I dont want to get dirty on uou...just want to send a few cigars...I wil if I have to though..RCY Cigars:Okehampton!
Soooo, basically I'm just suppose to sit here and get blown the Bleep up. That's not how this work. You see the Kevlar and the cigar. You know what happens next. Geeszzzz, the nerve of these guys. Do a couple of clubs during the course of the year. And think I'm going to just sit back and let him spin his turntable on me, shhhhhh, yea right DJ....
I made a promise to Santa, smile for the box -
The joy this group brings makes Santa misty eyed.RCY Cigars:deejmemixx:
lol, I have sat quiet for a year so I can repay people for their generousity. .just let me do this and not retaliate. I dont want to get dirty on uou...just want to send a few cigars...I wil if I have to though..RCY Cigars:Okehampton!
Soooo, basically I'm just suppose to sit here and get blown the Bleep up. That's not how this work. You see the Kevlar and the cigar. You know what happens next. Geeszzzz, the nerve of these guys. Do a couple of clubs during the course of the year. And think I'm going to just sit back and let him spin his turntable on me, shhhhhh, yea right DJ....
I made a promise to Santa, smile for the box -
no need for return fire....but I know u will ignore it. Thanks for the intro u gave me when I joined.RCY Cigars:deejmemixx:
lol, I have sat quiet for a year so I can repay people for their generousity. .just let me do this and not retaliate. I dont want to get dirty on uou...just want to send a few cigars...I wil if I have to though..RCY Cigars:Okehampton!
Soooo, basically I'm just suppose to sit here and get blown the Bleep up. That's not how this work. You see the Kevlar and the cigar. You know what happens next. Geeszzzz, the nerve of these guys. Do a couple of clubs during the course of the year. And think I'm going to just sit back and let him spin his turntable on me, shhhhhh, yea right DJ....
I made a promise to Santa, smile for the box -
Yes....I think we've all noticed that Brett.90+ Irishman:I've noticed John I have been instigating a lot lately... Anyone else notice this?
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I see what you did there, thanks for making the naughty list John my boyjgibv:
Yes....I think we've all noticed that Brett.90+ Irishman:I've noticed John I have been instigating a lot lately... Anyone else notice this? -
I didn't know you were an elf? Because I thought only Santa and his elves had access to the "nice" and "naughty" lists.90+ Irishman:
I see what you did there, thanks for making the naughty list John my boyjgibv:
Yes....I think we've all noticed that Brett.90+ Irishman:I've noticed John I have been instigating a lot lately... Anyone else notice this?
Dang, I was still holding out for the "nice" list this year .... doesn't make much of a difference to me though, don't have much on my Xmas list --- only thing I want is warmer weather and for this snow & ice to stop!!! -
Well that's the great thing about the naughty list, I don't try to fill your wish list of warm weather.... I do things to punish people like you. Punishment in the form of organic and fermented/cured leaves from various places around the world and island areasjgibv:
I didn't know you were an elf? Because I thought only Santa and his elves had access to the "nice" and "naughty" lists.90+ Irishman:
I see what you did there, thanks for making the naughty list John my boyjgibv:
Yes....I think we've all noticed that Brett.90+ Irishman:I've noticed John I have been instigating a lot lately... Anyone else notice this?
Dang, I was still holding out for the "nice" list this year .... doesn't make much of a difference to me though, don't have much on my Xmas list --- only thing I want is warmer weather and for this snow & ice to stop!!!See punishment... Deserved too.
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no no. i have been very good this year, promise.90+ Irishman:
Well that's the great thing about the naughty list, I don't try to fill your wish list of warm weather.... I do things to punish people like you. Punishment in the form of organic and fermented/cured leaves from various places around the world and island areasjgibv:
I didn't know you were an elf? Because I thought only Santa and his elves had access to the "nice" and "naughty" lists.90+ Irishman:
I see what you did there, thanks for making the naughty list John my boyjgibv:
Yes....I think we've all noticed that Brett.90+ Irishman:I've noticed John I have been instigating a lot lately... Anyone else notice this?
Dang, I was still holding out for the "nice" list this year .... doesn't make much of a difference to me though, don't have much on my Xmas list --- only thing I want is warmer weather and for this snow & ice to stop!!!See punishment... Deserved too.
you must have me mistaken for someone else.....
there have been quite a few "noobs" around here though (both actual "noobs" and new alter-egos) who seem to be stirring the pot like they're making a stew on iron chef america....
very naughty indeed.
IMO, those are the real trouble makers ---- they deserve much more punishment than I do. You should probably bring the wrath down on 1 of them. -
I heard that John is both Left Overs and Enola Gay...jgibv:
no no. i have been very good this year, promise.90+ Irishman:
Well that's the great thing about the naughty list, I don't try to fill your wish list of warm weather.... I do things to punish people like you. Punishment in the form of organic and fermented/cured leaves from various places around the world and island areasjgibv:
I didn't know you were an elf? Because I thought only Santa and his elves had access to the "nice" and "naughty" lists.90+ Irishman:
I see what you did there, thanks for making the naughty list John my boyjgibv:
Yes....I think we've all noticed that Brett.90+ Irishman:I've noticed John I have been instigating a lot lately... Anyone else notice this?
Dang, I was still holding out for the "nice" list this year .... doesn't make much of a difference to me though, don't have much on my Xmas list --- only thing I want is warmer weather and for this snow & ice to stop!!!See punishment... Deserved too.
you must have me mistaken for someone else.....
there have been quite a few "noobs" around here though (both actual "noobs" and new alter-egos) who seem to be stirring the pot like they're making a stew on iron chef america....
very naughty indeed.
IMO, those are the real trouble makers ---- they deserve much more punishment than I do. You should probably bring the wrath down on 1 of them. -
LOL, funny JT.jthanatos:
I heard that John is both Left Overs and Enola Gay...jgibv:
no no. i have been very good this year, promise.90+ Irishman:
Well that's the great thing about the naughty list, I don't try to fill your wish list of warm weather.... I do things to punish people like you. Punishment in the form of organic and fermented/cured leaves from various places around the world and island areasjgibv:
I didn't know you were an elf? Because I thought only Santa and his elves had access to the "nice" and "naughty" lists.90+ Irishman:
I see what you did there, thanks for making the naughty list John my boyjgibv:
Yes....I think we've all noticed that Brett.90+ Irishman:I've noticed John I have been instigating a lot lately... Anyone else notice this?
Dang, I was still holding out for the "nice" list this year .... doesn't make much of a difference to me though, don't have much on my Xmas list --- only thing I want is warmer weather and for this snow & ice to stop!!!See punishment... Deserved too.
you must have me mistaken for someone else.....
there have been quite a few "noobs" around here though (both actual "noobs" and new alter-egos) who seem to be stirring the pot like they're making a stew on iron chef america....
very naughty indeed.
IMO, those are the real trouble makers ---- they deserve much more punishment than I do. You should probably bring the wrath down on 1 of them.
But that's a lie.
For 1 I always eat my leftovers (unless it's seafood...that's never a good idea). Take them for lunch everyday.
And 2 I don't have the firepower to even pretend to be enola gay (or any of these other jokers) ... damn if I was sending out mass bombs like that you better believe the package would be full of overruns and 2nds, LOL
But I'm pretty sure lying will get you on the naughty list.....you see this Brett....this is what I'm talking about. Lots of other people here to pick on.....