The Sniper's Box

The Sniper

Nobody knows when its coming, or where its coming from - or who's next!

Bombs are far too messy... I believe in one round, one kill. My target and mission are simple - to get the one known as "The Beard". It doesnt matter how many BOTLs I have to go thru to reach my target. Believe this my friends, my techniques will leave you seeing stars! Once I complete my mission, I will reveal my true identity to the world. Until then...

Better watch out - 'cos Im the assassin!

mrpillow

I must say so far you have me intrigued XD

Duder2

Is it weird that I want to get assassinated?

JZ

I, for one don't think you can hit the broad side of a barn!! LMAO! JK. Great post, very creative.

Stryker808

One shot one kill.....nice!

lilwing88

Is this Antonio Banderas???

Alex Williams

it is either chuck Norris or the most interesting man in the world. They are jealous of the beard's might!!

dennisking

no, it's his teacher, sylvester stallone himself.
so I like this idea. It's too bad he frequents the board, but the post title is pretty vague so we shall see.

Dustin1981

Alex Williams:

it is either chuck Norris or the most interesting man in the world. They are jealous of the beard's might!!

Its a battle of the beards. I will shave mine out of fear.

illinoisgolf99

one word: amazing.. good luck on your sniper mission.. if I happen to be a target on your path of righteousness... so be it, for the beard!

Fourtotheflush

Very interesting.

robbyras

Tom Beringer?

Alex Williams

I think it might be the beard himself. He is testing us and our devotion to him. I will not succumb to these temptations! If it means i must be assassinated in the process- so be it. The beard is my leader, I must protect him at all costs!!

lilwing88

Greatest sniper ever:



Barry Pepper as Pvt. Daniel Jackson

kingjk729

That pick is awesome ....................... I find it funny that he is a lefty and using a right handed gun .....maybe at that time there was no lefty version available but he's all wrong for a lefty using his right eye as his dominant eye which i guess could be done but shooting would not be natural ........... lol

Alex Williams

kingjk729:

That pick is awesome ....................... I find it funny that he is a lefty and using a right handed gun .....maybe at that time there was no lefty version available but he's all wrong a lefty using his right eye as his dominant eye which i guess could be done but shooting would not be natural ........... lol

Back then, rifles designed for lefties were very uncommon and in the mass production of guns for the army, it was a pipe dream! Snipers were forced to make do with what they were given. Even today, a good number of guns aren't available, off the shelf, for southpaws. Glad I'm tight handed I guess!

illinoisgolf99

Alex Williams:

kingjk729:

That pick is awesome ....................... I find it funny that he is a lefty and using a right handed gun .....maybe at that time there was no lefty version available but he's all wrong a lefty using his right eye as his dominant eye which i guess could be done but shooting would not be natural ........... lol

Back then, rifles designed for lefties were very uncommon and in the mass production of guns for the army, it was a pipe dream! Snipers were forced to make do with what they were given. Even today, a good number of guns aren't available, off the shelf, for southpaws. Glad I'm tight handed I guess!

I can tell you thats true from experience.. I'm a lefty and my guns a righty.. cant find a decent priced lefty.. oh well, only bad thing is the shells fly across your body.

Redtailhawkoz

The Sniper:

Nobody knows when its coming, or where its coming from - or who's next!

Bombs are far too messy... I believe in one round, one kill. My target and mission are simple - to get the one known as "The Beard". It doesnt matter how many BOTLs I have to go thru to reach my target. Believe this my friends, my techniques will leave you seeing stars! Once I complete my mission, I will reveal my true identity to the world. Until then...

Better watch out - 'cos Im the assassin!

For a First Post this is very ominous......... Alice in Chains Says ... Here comes the Rooster ! (SNIPER) I am not sure what this is but very intruging...... I think it's coming from the CCOM offices..........?

zeebra

Easy to get an IP addy for the sniper...lol.

Play on, wont ruin the entertainment this shall provide.

TatuajeVI

The Beard cannot be assassinated. If T Blythe (not to be confused with T Payne) were to be assassinated, The Beard would merely find a new host.

sightunseen

You want to snipe The Beard? That's a laugh, because The Beard already knew you're coming. A battalion of VCs couldn't get The Beard when he was walking around 'Nam wearing a Tron suit.

Redtailhawkoz

sightunseen:

You want to snipe The Beard? That's a laugh, because The Beard already knew you're coming. A battalion of VCs couldn't get The Beard when he was walking around 'Nam wearing a Tron suit.

Thats a good one ! He may know whoever this is is coming but I am not sure he can see through his Beard!

'ALL HAIL THE BEARD"

lilwing88

"The Sniper" and The Beard meet..........it doesn't end well for "The Sniper".

The Sniper

Not a single person willing to give up The Beard? I am not surprised - The Beard is the most prized of all trophies. However, my mission WILL succeed, for it is both righteous and just.

My friends, the longer The Beard is withheld from me, the more BOTL's who will be martyred. We will see if your bravado continues once the casualties begin stacking up. Keep an eye on this thread for proof of my truth as this week goes on.

Better watch out - 'cos Im the assassin!

Alex Williams

The Sniper:

Not a single person willing to give up The Beard? I am not surprised - The Beard is the most prized of all trophies. However, my mission WILL succeed, for it is both righteous and just.

My friends, the longer The Beard is withheld from me, the more BOTL's who will be martyred. We will see if your bravado continues once the casualties begin stacking up. Keep an eye on this thread for proof of my truth as this week goes on.

Better watch out - 'cos Im the assassin!

I will fear no evil for the beard is with me. Do your worst!

jsnake

I ain't scared. The Beard will protect us all. He will not let dog rockets reach our mailboxes. He will smite those who jack with his minions. Prepare for some smite sniper!

firetruckguy

Well, enough of the cheep talk pilgrum....... load up that big 50 ring gauge and let her rip already.

Redtailhawkoz

I have attempted to Engage the Beard .... Awaiting a response......
All hail the Beard!

The Cank

The Sniper:

Not a single person willing to give up The Beard? I am not surprised - The Beard is the most prized of all trophies. However, my mission WILL succeed, for it is both righteous and just.

My friends, the longer The Beard is withheld from me, the more BOTL's who will be martyred. We will see if your bravado continues once the casualties begin stacking up. Keep an eye on this thread for proof of my truth as this week goes on.

Better watch out - 'cos Im the assassin!

From the words of Full Metal Jacket...." Get Some, Get Some, Get Some Baby !"

mrpillow

I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated...

ljl

Alex Williams:

I think it might be the beard himself. He is testing us and our devotion to him. I will not succumb to these temptations! If it means i must be assassinated in the process- so be it. The beard is my leader, I must protect him at all costs!!

All BOTLs rally to the beard!!!