I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated...
You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!!
I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated...
You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!!
Alex, not only is this awesome, but also far better than my typical go-to threat: "I'll light your nipples on fire"... needless to say, I carry my zippo with me at all times...
I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated...
You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!!
Alex, not only is this awesome, but also far better than my typical go-to threat: "I'll light your nipples on fire"... needless to say, I carry my zippo with me at all times...
hahaha thanks bro. have you ever done it? it sucks! if someone is really drunk. dare em to haha
I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated...
You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!!
AHA! Your first mistake, my good sir, is assuming I smoke anything other than cheap fake cubans and Swisher Sweets. It would seem the joke is on you today!
I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated...
You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!!
Alex, not only is this awesome, but also far better than my typical go-to threat: "I'll light your nipples on fire"... needless to say, I carry my zippo with me at all times...
hahaha thanks bro. have you ever done it? it sucks! if someone is really drunk. dare em to haha
I had someone light one of my farts once and lets just say I am lucky I didn't end up with severe burns and a hospital visit. It was bad!
I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated...
You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!!
Alex, not only is this awesome, but also far better than my typical go-to threat: "I'll light your nipples on fire"... needless to say, I carry my zippo with me at all times...
hahaha thanks bro. have you ever done it? it sucks! if someone is really drunk. dare em to haha
I had someone light one of my farts once and lets just say I am lucky I didn't end up with severe burns and a hospital visit. It was bad!
I'd be more than happy to enlighten you as to the Beards location as long as I am adequately compensated...
You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who betrayeth The Beard!!
Alex, not only is this awesome, but also far better than my typical go-to threat: "I'll light your nipples on fire"... needless to say, I carry my zippo with me at all times...
hahaha thanks bro. have you ever done it? it sucks! if someone is really drunk. dare em to haha
I had someone light one of my farts once and lets just say I am lucky I didn't end up with severe burns and a hospital visit. It was bad!
A Blue Flamer. Glad to hear you survived Jsnake
Done that. SUCKED! Burnt a hole in my lucky guinness boxers and singed my ass hair! Also hurt to sit for a few days.. I do really stupid things with fire ha
So, I'm all for protecting the Beard, but can this really be that hard? you mail a box to CCOM's address, attn: Tim Blythe? Wouldn't that work? Works for every other business I know.
That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).
Yeah, good point. I thought about that, but their mailing address on here under contact us shows that same address. I don't know. The Beard isn't scared of a little bomb anyways. The bomb would fail to detonate in fear of the Beard's retaliation, which would surely be end-of-the-world type s**t
That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).
The Beard lives among the cigars, everyone knows that. If you put: "The Beard c/o A Big Mothertruckin Warehouse in PA, Aisle 22" on an envelope, it'll get to him...... true story.
That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).
The Beard lives among the cigars, everyone knows that. If you put: "The Beard c/o A Big Mothertruckin Warehouse in PA, Aisle 22" on an envelope, it'll get to him...... true story.
I actually LOL'd. If you guys want to find out where the offices are, just message Alex and tell him what's up.
That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).
The Beard lives among the cigars, everyone knows that. If you put: "The Beard c/o A Big Mothertruckin Warehouse in PA, Aisle 22" on an envelope, it'll get to him...... true story.
I actually LOL'd. If you guys want to find out where the offices are, just message Alex and tell him what's up.
That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).
The Beard lives among the cigars, everyone knows that. If you put: "The Beard c/o A Big Mothertruckin Warehouse in PA, Aisle 22" on an envelope, it'll get to him...... true story.
I actually LOL'd. If you guys want to find out where the offices are, just message Alex and tell him what's up.
That addy is a warehouse many companies ship from, not their office (I believe).
The Beard lives among the cigars, everyone knows that. If you put: "The Beard c/o A Big Mothertruckin Warehouse in PA, Aisle 22" on an envelope, it'll get to him...... true story.
I actually LOL'd. If you guys want to find out where the offices are, just message Alex and tell him what's up.
The alex that knows everything! Not me.
HA!!! How many pm's did you get?
Well actually none but I figures I'd better head that one off at the pass!
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A Blue Flamer. Glad to hear you survived Jsnake