j0z3r:Chuck Norris is so fat, when his beeper goes off people think he's backing up.
j0z3r:Oh, and can I recommend the use of "basterd" for future use, the filter doesn't catch it and it looks cooler.
dutyje: j0z3r:Oh, and can I recommend the use of "basterd" for future use, the filter doesn't catch it and it looks cooler. I like basturd
urbino:Well, tell him to pack a lunch. I've got a burro and a tiny hockey player, and I'm not afraid to use them.
These Filthy Hands:Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sand paper
madurofan: These Filthy Hands:Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sand paperThis is no accomplishment, anyone who has ever stayed in a hotel room has done the same.
kuzi16:there are two types of burros in this world: 1) burros who have had sex with Duty2) burros who want to have sex with Duty again.
madurofan: kuzi16:there are two types of burros in this world: 1) burros who have had sex with Duty2) burros who want to have sex with Duty again. Fixed that for you
These Filthy Hands:All of Jay-Z's 99 problems are Chuck Norris
dutyje: madurofan: kuzi16:there are two types of burros in this world: 1) burros who have had sex with Duty2) burros who want to have sex with Duty again. Fixed that for you basturd
madurofan: dutyje: madurofan: kuzi16:there are two types of burros in this world: 1) burros who have had sex with Duty2) burros who want to have sex with Duty again. Fixed that for you basturdYou laughed
dutyje: madurofan: dutyje: madurofan: kuzi16:there are two types of burros in this world: 1) burros who have had sex with Duty2) burros who want to have sex with Duty again. Fixed that for you basturdYou laughed so did you
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Oh, and can I recommend the use of "basterd" for future use, the filter doesn't catch it and it looks cooler.
A plastered basterd.
all of it.
Urbino once split a burro from back to front with a tiny hockey player. Beat that Chuck ...
Nothing Chuck Norris touches turns to gold. It simply grows a beard.
Chuck Norris's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee.
Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sand paper
The only time Chuck Norris has ever made a mistake was when he thought he was wrong.
Chuck Norris won the 1989 World Series of Poker with only a Get Out Of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs and a green Uno card.
1) women who have had sex with chuck norris
2) women who want to have sex with chuck norris again.
if you have ever met a woman with crooked teeth, you have met a woman who has given Chuck Norris a blow job.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
Sweden isn't neutral, they just don't know what side of Chuck Norris they are on.
Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone.
On every issue of TIME Magazine's Man of the Year, it says in small print at the bottom "besides Chuck Norris".
If Chuck Norris was on the Titanic, the icebergs would have moved out of the way. Unfortunately, he thinks Leonardo DiCaprio is a homo.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30 AM.
Life doesn't give Chuck Norris lemons, it asks him what fruit he wants.