Chuck Norris Jokes

Luko

j0z3r:

Chuck Norris is so fat, when his beeper goes off people think he's backing up.

I could be wrong, I was once before, but I think this is the *** child of an unholy Chuck Norris - Yo Mamma union.

j0z3r

j0z3r

urbino

Oh. I thought you were gonna say Chuck Norris.

kuzi16

dutyje

j0z3r:

Oh, and can I recommend the use of "basterd" for future use, the filter doesn't catch it and it looks cooler.

I like basturd

j0z3r

dutyje:

j0z3r:

Oh, and can I recommend the use of "basterd" for future use, the filter doesn't catch it and it looks cooler.

I like basturd

So do I...I'm officially adopting it.

alienmisprint

dutyje:

j0z3r:

Oh, and can I recommend the use of "basterd" for future use, the filter doesn't catch it and it looks cooler.

I like basturd

Yeah, but then people will confuse fatherless children with sport fish fecal matter, and we all know where that leads.

madurofan

These Filthy Hands

madurofan

These Filthy Hands:

Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sand paper

This is no accomplishment, anyone who has ever stayed in a hotel room has done the same.

plaidbanana1

madurofan:

These Filthy Hands:

Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sand paper

This is no accomplishment, anyone who has ever stayed in a hotel room has done the same.

I feel your pain. I know all about the motel toilet paper.

gmill880

Chuck Norris likes everything he eats because his taste buds are afraid to make anything taste bad!

Bad Andy

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard...Another Fist!

kuzi16

bbc020

Death once had a Near-Chuck-Norris experience.

madurofan

alienmisprint

alienmisprint

Chuck Norris has sex with every woman on the planet once a month. Following coitus, the woman bleeds for 3-5 days.

dutyje

These Filthy Hands

All of Jay-Z's 99 problems are Chuck Norris

kuzi16

These Filthy Hands:

All of Jay-Z's 99 problems are Chuck Norris

fantastic

madurofan

dutyje

These Filthy Hands

madurofan

bbc020

There's no such thing as Evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Dude Love

bbc020

you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink...unless you're Chuck Norris

These Filthy Hands

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.