Chuck Norris Jokes

gmill880 · February 2009

Chuck Norris once cheated death and made him like it !

These Filthy Hands · February 2009

Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours by simply thinking of pineapples.

bbc020 · March 2009

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

gmill880 · March 2009

Supermans cape is made from an old pair of Chuck Norris' underwear that he threw away ...you could fly to if 'ol Chucks drawers were hangin' on YOUR back ...

Krieg · March 2009

Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.

gmill880 · March 2009

Chuck Norris's shadow has two black belts

kuzi16 · March 2009

Krieg:
Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.

isnt that the other way around?

dutyje · March 2009

kuzi16:
Krieg:
Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
isnt that the other way around?

If Jack Bauer was gay, he would be Chuck Norris? EDIT: As an example of my incompetence, I had a hard time wording this the other way around and still making it the same

kuzi16 · March 2009

>if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.

kaspera79 · March 2009

kuzi16:
>if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.

I'll go with that explanation..

Chuck Norris Jokes

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