The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

sol1821

the beard discovered anti-hydrogen without the use of a LHC.

kuzi16

dennisking

PsychoSJG

james40

Hope this is new - my first shot at this... Ask not what the Beard can do for you, but what you can do for the Beard!!

fla-gypsy

james40:

Hope this is new - my first shot at this... Ask not what the Beard can do for you, but what you can do for the Beard!!

Not bad, now ramp it up!

sol1821

It was the beard who convinced the first blind man he needed sunglasses.

sol1821

sirfoster83

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Tim's Beard

sirfoster83

Oswald shot, Tim Blythe met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

cabinetmaker

Tim's beard makes minute rice in less than a second, without ever boiling water.

james40

Nick2021

sirfoster83:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Tim's Beard

lol

Diamondog

Mr. Snuffleupagus thought he was hairy until he met The Beard...

These Filthy Hands

Tim Blythe built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, he met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

These Filthy Hands

The Beard once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

james40

There's actually 13 months in the Calendar Year - Beardvember. Everyday in Beardvember is a holiday so that's why it's omitted from calendars. The Earth's axis is one strand of hair from the Beard. It will never need to be replaced.

sirfoster83

These Filthy Hands:

Tim Blythe built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, he met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Tim needs no time machine....the fountain of youth is actually the Beard.

roland_7707

Anytime The Beard walks by anyone the song "There goes my hero" plays mysteriously in his wake

surfingzeeko

The beard CAN eat only one Lay's potato chip.

james40

Diamondog

lol, good sh1t...

james40

wwhwang

The razor can't shave The Beard, but The Beard can shave the razor.

wwhwang

The Beard is not a part of Tim's body. Tim is The Beard's car.

Diamondog

Surfers and swimmers around the world fear shark attacks, sharks around the world fear Beard attacks...

Diamondog

The Beard has only ever played 1 game of scrabble, he used the entire bag of letters in 1 turn, a new dictionary entry has been created and he is still waiting to hear back from Hasbro on how many points thats worth...

sol1821

a beard is for life, not just for christmas.

Diamondog

Santa Clause calls The Beard for growing tips...

undulac

100% of women and 5% of men love the Beard.