i thought it went like this: in the beginning, there was nothing. then God said "let there be light" and there was light and it was good. then God said: "HOLY ***!! IS THAT THE BEARD?!?!?"
i thought it went like this: in the beginning, there was nothing. then God said "let there be light" and there was light and it was good. then God said: "HOLY ***!! IS THAT THE BEARD?!?!?"
God created man in his own image. But God molded his beard after Tim's
The beard has released a new fragrance in time for Christmas for illigal immigrants and asylum seekers.
It's a bit like Joop Jump or Armani Code.
It's called "Go Homme."
It's a little known fact that from Space, the Great Wall of China is in the shape of the Beard. Chinese officials have no comment.
Genies get 3 wishes when they rub the Beard. Their only wish is to have their own Beard, which is of course laughed at. Once thoroughly humiliated, the Beard kicks them in the nads and they are then cast into a bottle where they remain forever.
Tim Blythe built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, he met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
There's actually 13 months in the Calendar Year - Beardvember. Everyday in Beardvember is a holiday so that's why it's omitted from calendars.
The Earth's axis is one strand of hair from the Beard. It will never need to be replaced.
Tim Blythe built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, he met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Tim needs no time machine....the fountain of youth is actually the Beard.
The Beard has only ever played 1 game of scrabble, he used the entire bag of letters in 1 turn, a new dictionary entry has been created and he is still waiting to hear back from Hasbro on how many points thats worth...
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in the beginning, there was nothing. then God said "let there be light" and there was light and it was good.
then God said: "HOLY ***!! IS THAT THE BEARD?!?!?"
Tim's Beard fixed the economy
It's a bit like Joop Jump or Armani Code.
It's called "Go Homme."
Genies get 3 wishes when they rub the Beard. Their only wish is to have their own Beard, which is of course laughed at. Once thoroughly humiliated, the Beard kicks them in the nads and they are then cast into a bottle where they remain forever.
The Beard is the 8th Wonder of the world