The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

sol1821

100% of men and 5% of women want a beard

fla-gypsy

Before The Beard took up residence with Tim he was hiding out on the top of a guys head named Samson

fla-gypsy

fla-gypsy

Diamondog

The Beard got pulled over by a police officer once, the cop arrested himself after The Beard was done talking to him...

Diamondog

Anybody tried the newest offering by Arturo Fuente? God Of Beard...

Jetmech_63

I thought it was Forbidden Beard

fla-gypsy

No-no, that was the Man of Beard

cabinetmaker

The beard invented Al Gore, thus creating the internet.

JCizzle

That's not a beard, mate; that's a beard!

sol1821

JCizzle:

That's not a beard, mate; that's a beard!

Thats a beard. Its not the beard though.

JCizzle

I am humbled in the presence of THE beard.

Diamondog

JCizzle:

I am humbled in the presence of THE beard.

Phew, thank goodness...listen that statement saved your beard hair...if you hadn't of said that you were minutes away from them spontanoeusly combusting...

Sandman1am

JCizzle:

That's not a beard, mate; that's a beard!

That disguise will not save you from The Beard! You can run, you can hide, but The Beard will find you....The Beard will be waiting for you there.

JCizzle

Saved by the Beard.

Hayblet

james40

lilwing88

The Beard once got lost in the North Pole. He found a sleigh with 8 reindeer to guide him home. He was so happy he decided to bestow gifts upon all the children of the world. The rest is history.......

lilwing88

Hayblet

Just the mere thought from The Beard made my operation a success

cabinetmaker

Hayblet:

Just the mere thought from The Beard made my operation a success

If the beard were on the moped, the car would have been totalled.

Diamondog

Neat factoid: When JFK opened the launch codes for a nuclear strike on Cuba it read, better call The Beard first...

james40

Bruce Lee only refused to make one movie - Enter the Beard.

Diamondog

james40:

Bruce Lee only refused to make one movie - Enter the Beard.

lol

ellinas

i'll give this a try. i hope no one said something like this -The Beard is so GREAT that you could replace the filler in super premium cigars with it and it would beat any cigar put up against it. -Is The Beards name Gillete? Because it's the best a man can get.

PsychoSJG

j0z3r

ellinas

I don't know anything about pies. But when i first saw the beard, it made my banana cream.

PsychoSJG

sol1821

The beard will stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.