The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

dennisking

NYHCx516x

dennisking

Lasabar

NYHCx516x

sightunseen

Lasabar:

I like to think of my Tim in a Tuxedo T-Shirt.... which means he's formal... but also likes to party!

Dear 8lb 4oz Tim B...

jsnake

I heard he was born with that beard. He has been a manly man since birth. My beard is very jealous.

NYHCx516x

I heard that Tim's beard is made of straight ligero hairs....

Luko

dennisking

dennisking

I just sent Tim an email trying to conjur the power of the beard, let's see what our glorious leader has to say.

timb

Thank you all from the bottom of my beard.  My beard is speechless.  I only hope my beard can live up to it's lofty expectations and continue to provide you all with hours of entertainment and of course, only the best customer service a beard can offer.

Now I must go and comb my beard.  I don't just roll out of bed looking this good.

dennisking

I just laughed out loud. Thanks

dennisking

bigharpoon

I heard that when the sun shines upon him Tim's beard makes a rainbow.

jsnake

I am laughing so hard I can't think of a great response about The Beard. For those of you not capitalizing The Beard's name you better watch out.

fla-gypsy

Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it

j0z3r

fla-gypsy:

Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it

Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard.

PuroFreak

j0z3r:

fla-gypsy:

Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it

Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard.

You two clearly don't understand the power of The Beard... Tim doesn't trim the beard. The Beard trims Tim!

Hays

PuroFreak:

j0z3r:

fla-gypsy:

Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it

Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard.

You two clearly don't understand the power of The Beard... Tim doesn't trim the beard. The Beard trims Tim!

I'm afraid you are all mistaken. Why would The Beard need trimming? It is Beard perfection, and will always remain perfect.

badge54fd

When my beard grows up, it wants to be like Tim.

Cooper33

A little known fact is that shortly before filming a tv pilot, Tom Sellek met Tim B for the first time. According to witnesses, Tom arrived on the set of Magnum P.I. with swollen red eyes and patches of toilet paper all over his chin.

Luko

Now if that damn beard could just solve all the Palestine-Israel, climate change-scam, big biz-big gov, Vulchor vs. Jesus squabbling on here. I'm afraid that's too tall an order, even for the beard.

TatuajeVI

TatuajeVI

clearlysuspect

When taking the SAT's write "Tim's Beard" for every answer. You'll score over 8,000.

plaidbanana1

Luko:

Now if that damn beard could just solve all the Palestine-Israel, climate change-scam, big biz-big gov, Vulchor vs. Jesus squabbling on here. I'm afraid that's too tall an order, even for the beard.

The Beard finds your lack of faith, disturbing.

cabinetmaker

TatuajeVI

One ligero-filled hair of Tim's beard could cure cancer. Too bad Tim's beard never needs to be shaved.

NYHCx516x

this is just priceless.

dennisking

this is awesome.