5 years of work rewarded with yet another budget passed with no pay increase. Starting to regret the decision to go public sector. At this rate I should be able to retire around 90.
Okay, adding another one. Losing my review notes for a new cigar. That's what I get for typing them into my tablet while I smoke. The browser crashed and lost everything! Garrrr.
That the term "smoke shop" is virtually synonymous with "head shop" in my area. Got all excited that a new smoke shop opened within walking distance of my house. I drove by on errands to check the hours to see if I could make it down later and then saw that their windows and website name prominently featured waterpipes and blunt wrappers only. Damn. Not even gonna waste my time seeing if they have stogies as well or not.
I hate getting out of the shower in the morning and realizing that I have to drop a deuce. A post shower $h|t. Daniel Tosh said it well: "You ever have a post-shower $h|t! UGH! You might as well go back to bed and start your whole day over. Things are wrong. That’s not the order of events!"
I hate getting out of the shower in the morning and realizing that I have to drop a deuce. A post shower $h|t. Daniel Tosh said it well: "You ever have a post-shower $h|t! UGH! You might as well go back to bed and start your whole day over. Things are wrong. That’s not the order of events!"
LOL Yep. Like the first bug to hit your windshield after you wash the car. It's a downer.
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