The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

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  • fla-gypsy
    fla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    Even the most interesting thread ever started here is attacked by this shameless alien. Will someone please kill this thing before the Beard finds out and blames us for it. One things for sure, this thing has some kahonies to mess with this thread. LOL
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    What this rogue BOT doesn't know is The Beard was it's creator and now it must face the wrath of The Beard...
  • docbp87
    docbp87 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,521
    So I have a feeling that when CCom caught wind of this spammer, Tim clipped off a few hairs of the beard, and used them to fashion an impenetrable wall, more powerful than the most powerful firewall.
  • sol1821
    sol1821 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 706
    the bot was returned to the matrix. inside Tim's beard
  • gmill880
    gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    All hail the beard and its never ending power !!!
  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    Do you think if we hooked up a hair from his beard that it would power the entire planet?
  • sol1821
    sol1821 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 706
    roland_7707:
    Do you think if we hooked up a hair from his beard that it would power the entire planet?
    i think all the fuses would blow
  • fla-gypsy
    fla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    sol1821:
    roland_7707:
    Do you think if we hooked up a hair from his beard that it would power the entire planet?
    i think all the fuses would blow
    All the transmisson lines would melt and the world would be propelled into a new dark ages
  • Andrew Dzikoski
    Andrew Dzikoski BlogAdministrator, Everyone, ForumsAdministrator, Moderator, Owners, Registered Users, Trusted Users Posts: 338
    Yes but strangely using a hair of the beard as a filament along with a 9volt battery you can create a bulb brighter than the sun.
  • Hays
    Hays Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,262
    Andrew Dzikoski:
    Yes but strangely using a hair of the beard as a filament along with a 9volt battery you can create a bulb brighter than the sun.
    Hahahahaha awesome
  • nikostewart
    nikostewart Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 451
    The beard has many uses I see.
  • dennisking
    dennisking Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,681
    we can't let this thread die.
    The new Cu-Avana Punisher has one ligero hair in each stick, thus giving it the power that it has.
  • fla-gypsy
    fla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    Some idiot in the Middle East claimed to be the host of the one "true beard" and all hell broke loose.
  • The Beard
    The Beard Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 35
    Why has nobody given praise to me in over two months?
  • RCY Cigars
    RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346
    WT
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
  • The Beard
    The Beard Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 35
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    They say, "When the people are ready, The Beard will reveal himself." Perhaps my absence is more due to the underlining causes more than to the appearance of a random member of my Congregation? Also I have posted before and during the absence of this "Alex" unless you are making a reference to the man my current host talks to constantly, for hours on end.
  • xmacro
    xmacro Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,402
    If you're REALLY The Beard, send me a cigar with some of your whiskers instead of ligero rolled in. If I smoke it and I'm alive the next day, we'll know you're a fake
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    The Beard:
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    They say, "When the people are ready, The Beard will reveal himself." Perhaps my absence is more due to the underlining causes more than to the appearance of a random member of my Congregation? Also I have posted before and during the absence of this "Alex" unless you are making a reference to the man my current host talks to constantly, for hours on end.
    Except he made random pop ins as well.......
  • fla-gypsy
    fla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    INFIDEL'S, All hail the beard!
  • Alex Williams
    Alex Williams Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,515
    ENFIDL:
    The Beard:
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    They say, "When the people are ready, The Beard will reveal himself." Perhaps my absence is more due to the underlining causes more than to the appearance of a random member of my Congregation? Also I have posted before and during the absence of this "Alex" unless you are making a reference to the man my current host talks to constantly, for hours on end.
    Except he made random pop ins as well.......
    i would NEVER dare to fake as the Beard... EVER
  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    Alex Williams:
    ENFIDL:
    The Beard:
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    They say, "When the people are ready, The Beard will reveal himself." Perhaps my absence is more due to the underlining causes more than to the appearance of a random member of my Congregation? Also I have posted before and during the absence of this "Alex" unless you are making a reference to the man my current host talks to constantly, for hours on end.
    Except he made random pop ins as well.......
    i would NEVER dare to fake as the Beard... EVER

    If Alex tried to fake the Beard, he would already be dead.

    Anything that tried to fake the awesomeness would soon perish.
  • BlueRings
    BlueRings Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 367
    NEWS FLASH......... 2:26 pm EST HOFFA FOUND

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    . Under Tim's Beard News at 11:00pm.
  • Andrew Dzikoski
    Andrew Dzikoski BlogAdministrator, Everyone, ForumsAdministrator, Moderator, Owners, Registered Users, Trusted Users Posts: 338
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    Nope your right. I work with the Beard, the real one that is, and the person on here is my certainly and imposter.
  • Redtailhawkoz
    Redtailhawkoz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,914
    The Beard:
    Why has nobody given praise to me in over two months?

    LOL WHat a Marooooon... as Bugs Bunny would say! IMPOSTER .......
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    The Beard went for a haircut once and the barber attempted to trim the beard, sparks flew, the place caught on fire, burned down 4 other buinesses attached to it, The Beard smiled and said keep the change...
  • doromath
    doromath Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 576
    We need a testament to express the genius of The Beard, as wellas it's might:

    The Beard can express the full value of pi as a ratio of two integers.
  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,910
    Alex Williams:
    ENFIDL:
    The Beard:
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    They say, "When the people are ready, The Beard will reveal himself." Perhaps my absence is more due to the underlining causes more than to the appearance of a random member of my Congregation? Also I have posted before and during the absence of this "Alex" unless you are making a reference to the man my current host talks to constantly, for hours on end.
    Except he made random pop ins as well.......
    i would NEVER dare to fake as the Beard... EVER
    Uh huh... remember ol boy said this when CounterTerrorism starts popping up again too... :-)