So, it sounds like all of Cigarfest will get to bask in the glory of the Beard this weekend! I can't wait to finally meet the REAL beard :-P Should be a great weekend with a bunch of great people. All Hail The Beard!!!
I've been told I'm the only one who can take a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and not get sent back in time. That being said it's true that I can slam a revolving door.
There won't be a word in any languages dictionary until the year 2976 to describe the smell of The Beards farts and by then the smell will have evolved so much, the word will only be able to be used to describe how it smelled in 1986...
A source informed me that CCOM is working on a "The Beard" LE cigar, which contained 1 strained of beard ligero per cigar. After finally finding a cutter strong enough to clip it, testers found it could only be lit with a welding torch. Once released, it will be the only cigar to come in a Full sized coffin for the smoker.
A source informed me that CCOM is working on a "The Beard" LE cigar, which contained 1 strained of beard ligero per cigar. After finally finding a cutter strong enough to clip it, testers found it could only be lit with a welding torch. Once released, it will be the only cigar to come in a Full sized coffin for the smoker.
I just feel much better knowing we are under the watchfull eye and care of " The Beard " . Kinda like a new babe in its mothers arms ... all warm , snug and safe !!! We love you Tim ...
The most recent rumor is that Germany is changing the name of their country from Deutschland to Beardland and the name of their capital to Tim's Beard.
Some say... that his genitals are on upside-down, and that if he could be bothered by it, he could solve the Divinci Code in 43 seconds.. all we know is he's called The Beard
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