The force is beyond current human understanding and will be studied for many a man's lifetime!! Hoping one day that man's brain will have evolved enough to glimpse into the power retained in what we refer to as the "Tim Blyth Beard"
I had heard rumors about a thread dedicated to me. Most of all the things said here are true.
Tim's beard is the one who told him about this thread. It cannot confirm the validity of all the posts without violating several international treaties and pissing off the pentagon..... the rest is classified.
I hear that new mothers across the nation are bringing their newborns to Tim's home so he can let them touch his beard thus ensuring a long , prosperous, happy life for the little guys ...
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