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The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

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  • denniskingdennisking Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,681
    must. not. let. this. die.
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  • illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,507
    dennisking:
    must. not. let. this. die.
    Tim's Beard IS the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World", he just wears that Spanish guy costume so the paparazzi don't follow him around
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  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,561
    "... and on the eighth day, after resting, God created Tim's beard."
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  • Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,384
    ...If you grow it....they will come......:)
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  • MarkHMarkH Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 120
    I've been sneezing a lot lately. I think Tims beard is polliinating. Be careful not to inhale the spores or ...ARGHHH..
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  • Dark RoastDark Roast Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 463
    Whenever I have a sh!ty day at work...I just stare at Tim's beard and all my troubles melt away. I bet his beard has a degree in psychology!
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  • 24footjet24footjet Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 132
    The boogeyman checks in his closet at night for Tim's beard.
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  • ljlljl Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 819
    Must find you tube video of Sam Elliot saying: "The beard abides...". That was the line right?
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  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    Jimi Hendrix's guitar was strung from 6 of Tim "The Beard"s hairs.....no f'ing wonder it sounds so damn good...
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  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,561
    Tim's beard was why they crashed in Roswell so many years ago.
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  • mrpillowmrpillow Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 464
    Are you sure his beard isn't WHAT crashed in Roswell?
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  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,561
    mrpillow:
    Are you sure his beard isn't WHAT crashed in Roswell?
    Yes, I'm sure.
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  • Dark RoastDark Roast Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 463
    The force is beyond current human understanding and will be studied for many a man's lifetime!! Hoping one day that man's brain will have evolved enough to glimpse into the power retained in what we refer to as the "Tim Blyth Beard"
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  • The BeardThe Beard Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 35
    I had heard rumors about a thread dedicated to me. Most of all the things said here are true.
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  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    The Beard:
    I had heard rumors about a thread dedicated to me. Most of all the things said here are true.
    Confirmation! I knew it!
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  • GadwinDuilGadwinDuil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 474
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
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  • lilwing88lilwing88 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,787
    The Beard:
    I had heard rumors about a thread dedicated to me. Most of all the things said here are true.
    Tim's beard is the one who told him about this thread. It cannot confirm the validity of all the posts without violating several international treaties and pissing off the pentagon..... the rest is classified.
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  • Alex WilliamsAlex Williams Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,515
    GadwinDuil:
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
    i really like this one! it is signature worthy.
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  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,378
    Alex Williams:
    GadwinDuil:
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
    i really like this one! it is signature worthy.
    ROFL. Awesome.
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  • GadwinDuilGadwinDuil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 474
    TatuajeVI:
    Alex Williams:
    GadwinDuil:
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
    i really like this one! it is signature worthy.
    ROFL. Awesome.
    Haha, Thanks! I felt it was pretty funny too :-P

    Best part about it being sig worthy was I saw it as your sig on another forum and went "WTFBBQ?!?! My quote is his sig!" lol
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  • sol1821sol1821 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 706
    dennisking:
    Body doubles, NO. Tim is really Obi Wan Kenobi
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    this just confirms star wars is real,
    in a few thousand years time the beard will find a new host in obi wan kenobi,
    as the beard knows this already it decided to make a film about it while it was using george lucas as its host.
    image
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  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    I saw Robin Hood tonight and wouldn't you know it, Robins bow was strung from Tims beard hairs....
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  • gmill880gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    I hear that new mothers across the nation are bringing their newborns to Tim's home so he can let them touch his beard thus ensuring a long , prosperous, happy life for the little guys ...
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  • lilwing88lilwing88 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,787
    gmill880:
    I hear that new mothers across the nation are bringing their newborns to Tim's home so he can let them touch his beard thus ensuring a long , prosperous, happy life for the little guys ...
    ..... the only problem is that the new mothers keep passing out at the mere sight of The Beard.

    Avert your eyes from the awesomeness, ladies.
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  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,914
    My Hats off to "The Beard" From WHat I understand he is responsible for Sliding me the CCOM Shirt and 3 Cigars in the Mini Bomb that I just recieved......... WHat a Great Guy and this is why we all HAIL THE BEARD!
    Thanks Tim
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  • sightunseensightunseen Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,130
    Redtailhawkoz:
    My Hats off to "The Beard" From WHat I understand he is responsible for Sliding me the CCOM Shirt and 3 Cigars in the Mini Bomb that I just recieved......... WHat a Great Guy and this is why we all HAIL THE BEARD!
    Thanks Tim
    Getting bombed by The Beard is like having Jesus make you a humidor.
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  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,914
    I am Hip..... Everytime I wear that Shirt I will say that I am on a Mission From God......... He sent me the Shirt! ROTFLMAO
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  • sirfoster83sirfoster83 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 783
    I too have succomb to the power of The Beard. Seeing as I just read over 200 hilarious posts on the topic

    Yet part of me fears for those of you who joke of The Beard...

    May The Beard have mercy on your souls!
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  • j0z3rj0z3r Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 9,403
    sirfoster83:
    Yet part of me fears for those of you who joke of The Beard...

    May The Beard have mercy on your souls!
    The Beard abides, for it knows who the true believers are. Those without purity of faith in The Beard shall meet a final reckoning and will be cast down for all eternity.
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  • letsgowithbobletsgowithbob Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 676
    Just driving through the parking lot, and apparently the beards strength is growing. Must be a SOTL.... "pic"Photobucket"pic"
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