According to the ancient Mayan Calender in the year 2012 all beard hairs worldwide will simultaneously fall out in deference to Tim's Beard, known around the world as "The Year Of The Beard" The hieroglyphics clearly show a bearded serpent called Kukulkhanligero, which translates "the great serpent with ligero hair".
I wonder if tim reads this thread to cheer up if hes having a bad day. How can you read this and NOT laugh out loud.
Tim never needs cheering up. His beard gives off oils that contain Zoloft.
Tim actually invented and patented Zoloft in a quest to find something, natural or chemical, that would calm the rage of The Beard whenever it was around inferior beards. He finally realized there was no quelling the rage so he moved from his home in Amish country, gave up the patent on Zoloft and began a new life in the city as a cigar.com consultant, and every so often in the Philadelphia news papers you'll read stories of another attack on a sparsely bearded person...so the legend goes.
As a fellow beardo, I have to say, I am a huge fan of Tim "The Beard" and of the person growing around him and wearing him on it's face.
This thread is awesome, and only makes me want to continue using Cigar.com as my only source of cigars.
Tim's beard ordered me NOT to go to White Castle tonight...... I was powerless to it's commands. I am thoroughly enjoying my glass of water and apple right now!
They say that Osama bin Laden is dead and has been, I happen to know that he died the day his beard left and migrated to Tim. The beard knew his new host was a much better person but still a mastermind and ninja rolled into one.
If you film The Beard and watch it on your tv, it'll appear in 3D. If you put on 3D glasses while watching, you'll see The Beard in 4D. Yes, I said 4D - The Beard is always one dimension ahead.
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