Once at a party, I saw Tim and Tim's Beard from afar. Never having met the man, The Beard, the legend, I decided to go introduce myself. I offered my hand and as I did so, Tim's Beard pulled itself together and shook it... effectively breaking it
Did I ever tell you about the time Tim's Beard forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tim's Beard tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
Dude, I couldn't get this to work. But I got to see the begining intro about Tim's beard and I read the header. Who made this? From what little I could see it's awesome and hilarious!!
Tim's beard is threatening legal action for copyright / likeness infringement due to the artistic representations in this episode. DO NOT ANGER "THE BEARD"!
Dude, I couldn't get this to work. But I got to see the begining intro about Tim's beard and I read the header. Who made this? From what little I could see it's awesome and hilarious!!
The show is "The life and times of tim" on HBO... funny series.
When Tim is busy at CCOM doing all of the important things Tim does, Tim's Beard answers the phone.. Tim's Beard "Hello Cigar.com this is Tim's Beard how can I help you?", at the sound of Tim's Beard's voice, your ears begin to bleed, because Tim's Beard can do that
Tim's beard just sent me an e-mail........... swear to God.
Tim is good about email correspondence he ALWAYS takes good care of me, even though I have not been a big Spender as of yet he takes good care of all of us from what I can see!
ALL HAIL THE BEARD! ROTFLMAO
Tim's beard just sent me an e-mail........... swear to God.
Tim is good about email correspondence he ALWAYS takes good care of me, even though I have not been a big Spender as of yet he takes good care of all of us from what I can see!
ALL HAIL THE BEARD! ROTFLMAO
I got in to a staring contest with Tims beard once...it wasn't pretty, don't ask me about it, it took everything I had in this moment to even bring it up....
I got in to a staring contest with Tims beard once...it wasn't pretty, don't ask me about it, it took everything I had in this moment to even bring it up....
The Beard won a staring contest with a stuffed bear head.
The Beard won a staring contest with a stuffed bear head.
In addition to the staring contest, The Beard had more individual hairs than the entire head of this great Grizzly bear.
There is a story that tells of each individual whisker having more hairs than any 5 dens full of grizzly bears. The facts are debated, but we all know the truth.
Tims beard is scheduled to appear on Larry King Live tonight...get the popcorn, its gonna be interesting...I am predicting Tims beard will smack Larry within the first 5 minutes.
Tims beard is scheduled to appear on Larry King Live tonight...get the popcorn, its gonna be interesting...I am predicting Tims beard will smack Larry within the first 5 minutes.
They announced after the show that it would now be called "The Beard Live". Larry King is nursing a broken jaw and preparing his resumé.
Tims beard a.k.a "The Beard" and Mahmoud Ahmadinejads beard are scheduled for a 12 round bout at MSG December 18, 2010 for the undipusted beard heavy weight crown. I wouldn't miss this one for anything, a beards gettin knocked out for sure!
Mike Tyson was aksed if he would step into the ring with Tim "The Beards" beard he said, "I'm retired but I would have back in the day, no guarantees but I would have back in the day....."
Henri Loyrette director of the Louvre Museum in Paris announced today;
"The Louvre Museum is proud to have reached a tennative agreement with Tim "The Beard" for a special exhibit of several of Tims beard hairs, scheduled to be on display starting May 1, 2010"
No further details are available at this time on duration of the exhibit or financials. There is speculation that the museum is in negotiatians for a long term exhibit and are prepared to spare no expense so that "The Beard" is displayed in all its glory.....
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The show is "The life and times of tim" on HBO... funny series.
Ditto that..
Mike Tyson was aksed if he would step into the ring with Tim "The Beards" beard he said, "I'm retired but I would have back in the day, no guarantees but I would have back in the day....."
"The Louvre Museum is proud to have reached a tennative agreement with Tim "The Beard" for a special exhibit of several of Tims beard hairs, scheduled to be on display starting May 1, 2010"
No further details are available at this time on duration of the exhibit or financials. There is speculation that the museum is in negotiatians for a long term exhibit and are prepared to spare no expense so that "The Beard" is displayed in all its glory.....